The crazy things people do to their bodies. Meet Vanity Wonder

[DMark]

So, when she asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” how exactly are you supposed to answer that?

[clairobscur]

@Snowboarder_Bo

You wanna see crazy things people do to their bodies? Meet Maria Jose Cristerna aka Vampire Woman.

“Typical housewive”???

@DMark

So, when she asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” how exactly are you supposed to answer that?

“Don’t worry, darling, of course you do!”

[VinylTurnip]

@StGermain

Inner Stckler - I did read the article, and it doesn’t answer my question about whether the excess can be removed. And, in fact, the article says she’s “not dissatisfied” about how she looks now, although she’s grateful she’s in one piece.

“I’m here to tell you it’s not worth it, even if you end up with a fine, fine ass like mine. Mmm!”

[Alpha_Twit]

@Nunzio_Tavulari

I’m surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward.

Apparently you’re not familiar with the “Weeble” effect.

[Freudian_Slit]

@DMark

So, when she asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” how exactly are you supposed to answer that?

Baby, you look PHAT in these jeans!