[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose]
Okay, so…quick! Pop quiz! Would you have Adam with–or without–a belly button?
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I wouldn’t stop at the belly button, why I would even leave him uncircumsized. I would have him displayed with an umbilicus leading up into a giant, pulsing, placental sac in the sky guarded by hideous, beastie, seraphim that sung unimaginably beautiful country music --Preferably, some Toby Keith ditties.