41!
The rest of the National League has been put on notice. It’s only a matter of time before the Cubs finally release the pain and suffering currently being held by the last 800 or so generations of fans.
Poor Cubbie fans. Aren’t they cute when they’re hopeful?
They think the goal is the playoffs, when that is just a national stage for more pain and suffering. 
Just ribbing. I’m an Orioles fan. Our magic number is like 800.
[ot]Hi Mully! Long time no see! How’s the baby?[/ot]
The baby is good and about to be a big sister any day now. Shockingly, she is really, really tall for her ago. As a 2 year old, we tend to shop in the 5T section.
T minus 40 games now. It’s a foregone conclusion, everyone else should just give up.
tries not to think about 1969, when his family had magnetic numbers on the fridge keeping track of the Cubs’ magic number, only to have the m*** f**** Mets win the NL championship*
God, please don’t mention the '69 Mets. 
The Cubs WON their division already in 1984, 1989 and 2003. It’s the World Series that they’re cursed from, not the division title.