The curse of same sex marriage, according to FounderChurch

I nominate Left Hand of Dorkness for post of the year. That was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long, long time. And it seemed oddly authentic.

Yeah, it’s as if a bunch people decided to all join within several months of each other to kook the place…checks Capt Kirks join date…um, Capt? Anything you wanna explain? :dubious:

Kids, this is what you do to you teacher. He used to be (mostly) normal.

Twitch.

You telling me he wasn’t serious? :eek:

Here, have some apple juice. It’s in an apple shaped mug, because you’re a teacher and all. Isn’t that CLEVER?

Oh, I’m ON to you. The APPLE is a symbol of the Montauk Proj-

–aw hell, I can’t keep it up. It’s not that difficult to do, but man is it a pain in the ass. Why on earth do people put such effort into something so annoying?

I have the feeling that Adam Sandler has the answer to my question.

Squeaky farts.

What, you got a thing against serif fonts?

What, there’s a new serif in town?

Too clean? Wearing a suit? Wearing a Spiderman t-shirt you hadn’t bought there? Dish!

There is no such thing as any new serif. Pay no attention to ALLL those people behind those curtains.

I hear Marley shot the serif…