Yeah, I blame overconsumption of real beer (aka, the European kind :)) for my utter and total tanking of this one.
Thanks again! You wanna know the funny part? I don’t drink. I’ve tried, but my body literally has 0 tolerance for alcohol - I get a massive headache and severe nausea from just a half a bottle of beer :). Luckily my two best friends and former roomies more than made up for me - including an infamous “Let’s see which microbrew gets you drunk faster” experiment which neither can quite remember to this day… 
A question I would have liked to seen: name a derogatory nickname for a beer. Mine would have been “Old Swill” for Old Milwaukee. I’d be interested in hearing others.