The Dating Schedule

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So … I went on a date last night.

We decided that since wedding anniversaries have their traditions (i.e the first being paper, the second, cotton, etc.) that there should be the same type of thing for dating. We came up with the following list :

First date : Banana
Second : Strawberry
Third : Industrial limestone
Fourth : Gumby

Please, please help us continue this list.

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Nice girls don’t banana on the first date. How about bacon?

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They do if it’s served in a sauce with chicken at a Chinese restaurant. Trust me.

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Fifth: Pez dispensers

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Sixth: Rubber bands

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Seventh: North Malden

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Years ago, I posted a similar thread. You might want to scavenge some ideas outta there for recycling. Judging by the number of responses you got, this one’s gonna last a bit longer.

–SSgtBaloo

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Eighth: Free Oil Change

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Ninth: Wankel rotary engines

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Tenth: Coelacanth!

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Eleventh: A 1920’s style “Death Ray”

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This reminded me that there’s a new restaurant and pub opening in town. It’s name - The Megalodon! :slight_smile:

12th Date: Megalodon!

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Thirteenth: Silly Putty

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14th Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop

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Fourteenth: Hot Chocolate (winter) or Chocolate Milk (summer)

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I like Shirley’s better!

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Fifteenth - Gardening gloves

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Sixteenth: bubblegum

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  1. Artichokes
  2. Star Trek: Next Generation style Phaser
  3. Vibrating Dildo
  4. Industrial 48-pack of Orange Juice
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  1. Exchange economy size packs of laxatives. After 20 dates, it’s time to shit or get off the pot.

:eek: