The definition of "dumb" is:

When there are two girls, together, named Katrina and Rita, and you say, “Hey…you’re both hurricanes,” and they don’t get it.

Yes, this actually happened.

Order them each a hurricane.

Um. Are you sure they weren’t just avoiding having to kill you for telling a “joke” they’ve heard five gazillion times before?

There’s a pick-up line in here somewhere, but I can’t think of it…

<channeling 80’s hair band music>Rock me like a hurricane</channeling>

This thread will be amazing for sequential threads.

Speaking of which when I opened this thread the one right below it was

“How Many of Us Will Totally Lose Our Shit Before Election Day?”

It made me chuckle.

To the OP I’m on the west coast and my closest family to Hurricane Land is in Oklahoma. So I might not get the joke either. I would get Katrina since that was in the news for several years but I don’t think I’d make the Rita connection.

Yeah, I thought Rita was a meter maid.

Any relation to Peter the Meter Reader?

Good thing they don’t* name hurricanes after men… otherwise, they’d call 'em himicanes, and you’d be hitting on dudes!
*Yes, I know they do now. But the OP was lame, why can’t my post be? :stuck_out_tongue:

“If I pointed out you have the same name as a hurricane, would you blow me?”

Haha, I got a laugh out of that. Not bad.

<Neil Young>You are like a hurricane / There’s calm in your eyes / And I’m getting blown away …</ny>

Careful though. It took me quite some time to understand that he was actually singing ‘calm’ and not something else :smack:

Heh. On my mobile browser I get this on the front page of MPSIMS:

The definition of “dumb” is:
Argent Towers
Forget sequential threads, that’s comedy gold!