Every so often a restaurant chain puts out a meal so repulsively over-caloric that I just have to take a moment of silence for the American Public.
From here: Denny's
Hand-pressed beef patty topped with crispy hash browns, an egg cooked to order, Cheddar cheese, two crispy bacon strips and punch-packing Thing sauce. Served on a Cheddar bun with our wavy-cut French fries.
And judging from the photo, when they say “crispy hash-browns” the really mean “deep-fried.” 1920 calories, 1180 of them from fat. It’s not clear whether this includes the french fries; I’m guessing it doesn’t.
Why, oh why, in the face of my utter disgust, am I now dying to go get one and try it?!?
:o
It looks so freaking good.
131 grams of fat.
That’s 0.13 kilograms, or just over 1/4 pound. Of fat.
ONE QUARTER POUND OF FAT.
But yeah, I want one.
Miller
August 12, 2015, 10:14pm
4
Who doesn’t enjoy a mouthful of piping hot Thing sauce?
Smapti
August 12, 2015, 10:20pm
5
Insert joke about “Thing sauce” here.
I read some article that said even Denny’s employees didn’t know what the Thing Sauce was.
My god that thing is an abomination. Only two strips of bacon? bastards.
buddha_david:
131 grams of fat.
That’s 0.13 kilograms, or just over 1/4 pound. Of fat.
ONE QUARTER POUND OF FAT.
But yeah, I want one.
Not to mention an entire day’s maximum intake of sodium, plus a bit.
Also, hash browns and fries? Great googly moogly.
Thanks, I think I’ll wait for the Human Torch skillet.
Sounds good, though I wonder what the heck the “Thing sauce” is - good easily make or break it.
That’s a whole stick of butter, innit?
And does that actually say it has more than two full grams of sodium? Anyone who knows me will tell you I REALLY like salt, but that’s just crazy talk.
Well, that’s… uh, it’s… it’s A Thing , all right, I’ll give ya that much.
:eek:
Oh barf. And this is from someone who likes Primantis.
I had to Google that. Now I want some.
That made my jaw hurt just looking at it! How do you get your mouth around it? I just know I’d end up with a split lip. . .
The inspiration may have been the “Good Morning Burger” .
Like mentioned in post 6?
To be fair, nothing was “mentioned” in post 6; it’s just an unidentified link. I for one did not click.
kayaker
August 13, 2015, 12:39pm
20
Warning: Thing Sauce fluoresces under UV light.