The Denny's "Thing Burger"

Every so often a restaurant chain puts out a meal so repulsively over-caloric that I just have to take a moment of silence for the American Public.

From here: Denny's

And judging from the photo, when they say “crispy hash-browns” the really mean “deep-fried.” 1920 calories, 1180 of them from fat. It’s not clear whether this includes the french fries; I’m guessing it doesn’t.

Why, oh why, in the face of my utter disgust, am I now dying to go get one and try it?!?

:o

It looks so freaking good.

131 grams of fat.

That’s 0.13 kilograms, or just over 1/4 pound. Of fat.

ONE QUARTER POUND OF FAT.
But yeah, I want one.

Who doesn’t enjoy a mouthful of piping hot Thing sauce?

Insert joke about “Thing sauce” here.

I read some article that said even Denny’s employees didn’t know what the Thing Sauce was.

My god that thing is an abomination. Only two strips of bacon? bastards.

Not to mention an entire day’s maximum intake of sodium, plus a bit.

Also, hash browns and fries? Great googly moogly.

Thanks, I think I’ll wait for the Human Torch skillet.

Sounds good, though I wonder what the heck the “Thing sauce” is - good easily make or break it.

That’s a whole stick of butter, innit?

And does that actually say it has more than two full grams of sodium? Anyone who knows me will tell you I REALLY like salt, but that’s just crazy talk.

Well, that’s… uh, it’s… it’s A Thing, all right, I’ll give ya that much.
:eek:

Oh barf. And this is from someone who likes Primantis.

I had to Google that. Now I want some.

That made my jaw hurt just looking at it! How do you get your mouth around it? I just know I’d end up with a split lip. . . :frowning:

The inspiration may have been the “Good Morning Burger”.

Like mentioned in post 6?

To be fair, nothing was “mentioned” in post 6; it’s just an unidentified link. I for one did not click.

Warning: Thing Sauce fluoresces under UV light.