Yeah, I know about chromosomes, and about physiology, but what I want to know is what you think the REAL difference between men and women is…
For instance, it would never occur to a woman to light her farts on fire.
And just imagine a man sitting around with his friends saying “The problem is, the good ones are either married or lesbians.”
*Originally posted by Dangerosa *
Maybe not but I know some women that should have eeehhh. 
Women play these stupid girly games with men. Its so confusing, I hate it. It messes with your head man.
Boys drool…girls rule.
Never have I heard words with more truth than the following:
“Men enjoy the goal. Women enjoy the process.”
Examples: Men want to win arguments; women want to argue. Men want to buy what they need and go home; women want to shop. Men want to get married; women want a wedding.
Apply that maxim to as many situations as you can think of; it’s amazingly accurate.
Hmmm … So if a guy is watching a pre-recorded sports match (process) and I already know who won (goal), I should tell him?
As I value my life, I don’t think I’ll test this theory.
Silly girl…watching the game is the goal. Getting your wife to leave you alone while you watch is the process.
hehehe…
My wife and I are going to a wedding this weekend, for a full 48 hours away. She was doing the packing and asked if I would be bringing 3 pairs of shoes with me.
No man would’ve ever asked me that question.
Archive guy, no man would have packed for you in the first place 
When we go away for the weekend, I pack, but the question I have to put to my husband is “can you possibly keep it down to 3 pairs of shoes?”
Sterotypically, and often realistically, it has been my experience that men want neither and women want both.
Men can have an entire conversation with about a dozen words and a series of grunts.
They only wish they could get away with that with a woman.
I rather like the process vs. goal theory.
My own feeling is that “women FEEL, men DO.”
And of course, let’s not forget “women want to see what’s on TV. Men want to see what ELSE is on TV.”
Then WHY do I keep being almost run off the road by MEN with their ears plastered to cell phones??? Are they checking on their ‘stys’?? 
Women want to cuddle. Men want to sleep.
Does it matter? We are different, we each have our skills and our drawbacks, why can’t we just enjoy it?
Omigod. My husband is a woman.
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I guess it’s okay, 'cause according to your criteria I am a man.
I’ve got friends in both categories. I used to think that girls went more for nose piercing and guys for lips, but not anymore. Maybe the sexes will merge this year.
A girl can initate sex w/a guy w/out saying a word…a guy needs to get the girl dinner and a movie
'nuff said
Nah…they’re just sucky drivers!
Oh, don’t you dare go into which sex is more sucky at driving… girlfriend.