This game’s rules are simple. I’ll start by giving a punchline to a dirty joke, and you post the setup… and a new punchline for the next poster.
You can make up the joke if you don’t know the setup, but don’t try this unless you think you have a good one. Let someone else who knows the joke take that one, and then try again later.
Some punchlines have pretty elaborate setups. Try to keep it short.
OK, I’ll start with an oldie but goodie…
"Hell, help me find my keys, and we’ll drive outta here!"
That’s my favorite punchline-without-joke, because the punchline is so innocuous, and the joke is so entirely stupid, crass, and tasteless.
The joke: A door-to-door salesman stops at a woman’s house, and she invites him in for a lay. He finds to his dismay that she’s quite loose; so loose that he falls in and becomes lost inside her vagina. (I said it was crass, it’s also ridiculous) Stumbling around in the dark, he meets up with the milkman.
“Which way do I go to crawl out of here?” the salesman says to the milkman.
“Hell, help me find my keys and we’ll drive outta here!”
Next jeopardy question:
"Five dollars, same as uptown."
Different geographic location and adjusted (somewhat) for inflation:
A priest was walking downtown one day when a hooker approached him and said, “Hey father how 'bout some head for ten bucks?”
The priest didn’t have a clue what she was talking about so he told her no thanks and went about his business. Later, when he gets back to the church he sees a nun praying there
and sits next to her.
He says, “Sister what’s head?” to which the nun replies, “Ten bucks, same as downtown!”
Punchline: A quarter pounder with cheese! (Another one with a nice innocuous punchline.)