The Donald needs our help!

I’d like to see P.J. O’Rourke as V.P. Of course, I’d also like to see a P.J. and Hunter S. Thompson ticket too.


“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

Is Pat Paulson still around? He could lend the Donald some valuable poltical insights from his past campaigns.

Donald was just on Extra. Seems he’s likely to get married to this beautiful(what a surprise!) Slovenian model.