The Doper Name Limerick Game

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Farmwoman

One Really Not All That Bright
Once goaded me into a fight
His challenge was terse
“Go write me a verse!”
I resisted with all of my might

@OneYogini

I recall seeing a dutchboy one night
whose numbers have now gone from my sight
but he chose to rename
now I fear his posts will become lame
with his choice of Reallly Not All That Bright

@look!ninjas

In Florida one chilly night
He thought he’d set his farts alight
With his pants at his knee
Said his friends “We can’t see,”
'Cause it’s Really Not All That Bright

@OneYogini

look!ninjas what an excellent job
but soon my laughter turned into a sob
for what you said about Really must be true
he has an affinity for play with the flame that is blue
as I hear tell he eats too much broccoli raab

I am so very, very humbled.

I’m buying you guys a pizza!

[Farmwoman]

I’ll speak for Yogini and ninjas :
“Thanks for the pizza you bring us!”
With anchovies, please
The other half cheese
Don’t mind that we eat with our fingas.

[OneYogini]

Aww…pizza, Really, what a guy
come share with us, don’t be shy
but Really old pal
don’t forget dessert for this gal
when come back, bring humble pie

[Annie-Xmas]

One favorite Doper is Esprix
For threads on sexuality.
He never fails to reply
Just “Ask the Gay Guy.”
Is anything too sick? Nosiree!

[donkeyoatey]

donkeyoatey can kick up his heels!
As a new Charter Member he feels
That he’s got the Straight Dope
On a string! Let us hope
He’ll post wisely, or else the mind reels…

Brought to you as a test post by his proxy subscriber.

[Sternvogel]

Now Sternvogel joins the parade
Of Dopers who’ve come through and paid
For the post-writing right,
Future ignorance to smite!
(And at Dopefests, perchance to get laid?)

Another proxy pony trots over the finish line! Don’t be shy, folks – lots of Dopers are happy to help those who can’t/won’t use credit cards or PayPal to join.

[Sternvogel]

@Sternvogel

Now Sternvogel joins the parade
Of Dopers who’ve come through and paid
For the post-writing right,
Future ignorance to smite!
(And at Dopefests, perchance to get laid?)

Another proxy pony trots over the finish line! Don’t be shy, folks – lots of Dopers are happy to help those who can’t/won’t use credit cards or PayPal to join.

Just to clarify: Though my name doth appear
On that rhyme, it shouldn’t shock you to hear
That the poetess (that doxy!)
Performed as my proxy
In signing me up for a year.

(Sternvogel goes to change his password back to the original before his benefactress can wreak any more havoc under his name)

[Annie-Xmas]

The Board was shortly but truely blessed
By Persephone, Wally & the rest.
All Dopers departed
I’m sure they have started
One helluva Heavenly Dopefest.

[harmless]

These have been great!

That last limerick was by Annie-Xmas
But finding words that rhyme? What a fuss!
That nick you should change
To something less strange
That would make this game easier on us!

[flamingbananas]

There once was a boy named dutchboy,
Who got in a fight one night
and with a knock in the head
that was pure dread
He became Not Really All That Bright

Now then. DO ME! waves hand in the air

[flamingbananas]

@flamingbananas

There once was a boy named dutchboy,
Who got in a fight one night
and with a knock in the head
that was pure dread
He became Not Really All That Bright

Now then. DO ME! waves hand in the air

*really not all that bright. I guess I’m not really all that bright. :o

[Annie-Xmas]

@flamingbananas

There once was a boy named dutchboy,
Who got in a fight one night
and with a knock in the head
that was pure dread
He became Not Really All That Bright

Now then. DO ME! waves hand in the air

I simply haven’t got all day
To find words that rhyme. Oy vey!
Won’t go flamingbananas
Chasing rhymeless nirvanas
I’ll stick with bananas flambe.

[umop_ap_sdn]

Blonde’s gender is easy to see
From a name that ends in an E
The word has gender case
Upon which one can base
The conclusion that said poster is a she

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

What’s that you say, flamingbananas?
You’re harmless, at least at your Nana’s?
It’s Not Really All That
Bright to recall that
Occasion you wore those bandannas.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Another one writes limericks!
Quite well done, cityboy916
Or instead, dear old bean,
cityboy916?
What’s the value we all should affix?

[Esprix]

@Annie-Xmas

One favorite Doper is Esprix
For threads on sexuality.
He never fails to reply
Just “Ask the Gay Guy.”
Is anything too sick? Nosiree!

I’m amused.

Esprix

[Real_372]

To introduce myself to you,
I am Real_372
I have been searching for a while
to bring someone a smile.
Fantastic and true.
I have longed for a host
to share my post’s.
REAL rhyme, with a reason
to dismantle treason.
To quote EdteddyFred
“a REALy neat thread” indeed
and Heart on my sleeve
“Brainy and smart”
my introduction is just the start
Plus REALy great in bed
I’m just quoting what you said
it’s kinda stuck in my head.
Like That?

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

The limerick’s the base of this thread
The line I wished posters to tread.
But others are offering
New forms of their authoring
With wit and panache. Go ahead!

I see, that, Real_372,
You’re a guest who has joined us anew.
So pull up a chair!
Well come to the fair
Land of Dopedom! We hope you’ll stay, too.

[Tentacle_Monster]

Nothing rhymes with Monster, and the only thing that rhymes with Tentacle is pentacle.

[Real_372]

Tentaclemonster be wary
its not your monster but your tantacles that are scary
in the other regard I must proclaim the contrary
Don’t be fooled if your Monster
is some sort of imposter
There is harmony in all and looks are deceiving
don’t despair if you have difficulty beleiving
I send this smile over to you
yet another message from Real_372