Is that why you’re at full salute?
“Riddle does sound like Percy–who asked him to squeal on Hagrid, anyway?”
-J.K. Rowling (you got an easy one, sheesh)
The squeal was Percy’s deliverance.
Concrete walls and Iron bars do not a prison make.
Neither do handcuffs or rough sex but if you’re into that kinda thing here’s my number.
My cat’s breath smells like catfood.
But how does your pussy taste?
Next:
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready…
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BEST POSSIBLE COMEBACK.
Carry on, I’m too busy laughing to think.
And four to GROW!
So, how do you think Bush is doing handling the Palestinian/Israeli crisis?
The real question is how’s your bush handling this crisis?
Next:
The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
(Milton, Paradise Lost Book I)
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That’s a helluva mind you have there. Want to know my definition of heaven?
“A woman needs four animals in her life. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and an ass to pay for it all.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man needs four animals, too: some bucks in his wallet, wild turkey on the shelf, a big cock in his pants and a little pussy in hers.
Next:
There’s a rock in my shoe.
Well, that rock isn’t as hard as I’m gonna get for you, sweetheart!
Next: I like eating spicy food and pickles.
Sorry bout that, my pickle only comes salty.
I’ve lost the remote control again.
You can push my buttons instead.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
I always like it when Santa comes down my chimney clutching his bulging sack.
Meanwhile I lie in bed, listening for the sound of feet crunching in the snow.
Do you always lie when you’re in bed?
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I’m in the mood for Mexican.
Taste the giant burrito in my pants!
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I am not a number, I am a free man!
If you’re an easy man as well, I’m afraid you’ll have to take a number.
Next:
I seem to have mislaid my car keys.
Why don’t you check in my pocket? I’m sure you’ll find the right key.
Next: String, or nothing!
If that’s all you have to offer, then we have nothing to talk about.
Next:
We had to destroy the village in order to save it.
All of the pillaging and burning sure made me hot.
I failed English, that’s unpossible.
I can help straighten out your Longfellow (apologies to Rodney Dangerfield).
I give this movie a thumbs-up!