Depending on what it’s up, that’s not necessarily a good thing.
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Surely, he didn’t beat your donkey.
No, he spanked his monkey. I’m not sure what that means-- can you show me?
Where do you want to go for lunch today?
An all-you-can-eat muff-et.
Move over bacon, now there’s something leaner.
I got something that really sizzles.
Pork. The other white meat.
I prefer a nice, fat sausage…
-or-
I do love a good pork…
-or-
I prefer something meatier…
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment
Come over and I’ll show you some white meat.
The wires behind my desk are all tangled up.
So shave your ass!
Ew…mental picture.
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Baby please, I am not from Havanna!
But you can roll my cigar!
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Don’t cut up the snake
Sorry to back post as I know this would get EXTREMELY confusing if we do.
Yes he spanked my ass, and don’t call me Shirley. ~fin
but feel free to play with my lizard.
That’s the sound of a man, working on the chain (to easy?)
And this is the sound of a man, horking on the ball-gag.
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E Pluribus Unim
E Pluribus Unum…I think that’s Latin for multiple mutual orgasms.
Do you have change for a buck?
Well, I’ll give you change for something that rhymes with a buck…
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Do you want 'em scrambled or sunny-side up?
Ill take them scrambled and dripping in ketchup and mayo.
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Why do I always have to play wide receiver?
With hands like yours it’s a natural: I put a ball in the air and you’re guaranteed to score.
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Loose lips sink ships
But sealed lips keep out seamen.
Take me out to the ball game
take me out to the ball game
Score!!! And we ain’t talkin’ peanuts & Cracker Jacks, babe.
I swing a mighty big bat.
Shaken or stirred?
Either way, as long as you don’t forget the olive.
Where, oh where, has my puppy dog gone?
No doubt out chasing a little pussy. Dog after my own heart.
With great power comes great responsibility.
And with that, the responsibility to come with great power.
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I think I’ll play a round of golf tomorrow.
Play around my gulf tomorrow, you say?
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Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.