Yeah bunny, you should try some more adult pleasures.
(gimme a break, I never done this afore!)
I seem to be missing the spare ink cartidge from my printer.
I can help you with that but I have to warn you…it’s gonna get dirty, really dirty.
I have a dream…
An Aussie kids’ TV show, Playschool, used to have a presenter who was also a theatre actor, and to keep himself from being hopelessly bored, would ad-lib or “tart up” the script. Adults laughed, while kiddies were educated, that kind of thing.
One day, he and the female presenter were going to mime the actions of Row, row, row your boat, and they had to pretend to get into a boat. So he said:
“You get in the front, Benita, and I’ll come in from behind”
with, at the end, a mug at the camera.
If it’s like mine, it’s all wet.
Next:
Now is the winter of our discontent.
So how about a little snow ball?
Ding dong! Avon calling
The Avon lady can ding my dong anytime.
How many roads must a man walk down, before you call him a man?
The answer my friend, is blowing in my pants.
Your prompt reply is greatly appreciated.
If you want me come quick, that’s fine by me.
All dogs go to heaven.
That bitch can go to my promised land.
All your base are belong to us.
I could tell by that little squeal you let out when I rounded second.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
If your organism is as impressive as your words, she’s liable to enjoy herself.
I like Ike.
Remove the “e” and Ike will like you, too.
Crunch all you want, we’ll make more.
We’ll make something, but it ain’t gonna be crunchy.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
After much tutelage, the teacher F-ed me on my final exam.
Red bull gives you wings!
But getting your Red Wings gives you a V8 mustache.
(can’t believe I did that one)
El queso llego ayir.
I like your Spanish, now howzabout a little French?
Next:
I went to Hawaii last August. I’ve never sweated so much in my life.
So you worked hard for that lei.
Next:
If they hold me here much longer, I probably go mad all by myself.
if I hold you there does that make you mad too?
Next:
My new car already needs a new windscreen.
For your smooth, rounded bumper?
Wouldn’t you like to be a PepperTM too?
I’m already spicy.
I like Mondays.