Close enough. Actually, it’s “want to kill.” It’s a song so edgy, my wife refuses to listen to the YYY’s.
That just leaves one of mine:
AN2 Now that I possess a recently manufactured electronic device, there exists an optimistic prognosis for my career among the minions of the marketing department. I agree with this prognosis.
It’s fairly recent. Am I gonna have to give you a hint? 
(No, the smiley is not a hint.) The first two words of the clue don’t really count.
[QUOTE=Green Bean]
GB2: If one wishes to acheive the pinnacle of success in the world of popular music, one must expend a significant amount of time and energy.
[QUOTE]
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock n’ roll - AC/DC
and CSoup? Here are my two unsolved ones:
WM5: Therefore I perambulate by hugging tightly to terra firma, and please maintain secrecy, because it must be clandestine
WM7: I have little save an affection for the concept of emotional and psychological attraction to another, but that, in and of itself, is not the act whereof I speak
and here are the answers in spoiler-mode:
WM5: And so I creep, but keep it on the down low 'cuz nobody’s supposed to know - TLC
WM7: All I have is my love of love, but love is not loving - David Bowie, Soul Love off of Ziggy Stardust
how about:
WM12: When I hear a disconcerting update and want to cease feelings of depression, I turn to an illegal herbal derivative
WM13: The young man would convey his balladeer instrument via a burlap bag normally used for rough implements or clothing and recline under a large deciduous growth situated near a once-dominant form of logistics transportation’s means of conveyance.
WM14: Gracious, ma’am, you certainly enjoy engaging in sexual acts. I repeat - Gracious, ma’am, you certainly enjoy engaging in sexual acts; in fact, when you are in the midst of copulation, you are not able to hear one of your parents beckon.
[QUOTE=WordMan]
He’d carry his guitar in a gunny sack
And sit beneath a tree by the railroad tracks
— “Johnny B. Good”
Good golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball. Good golly Miss Molly, sure like to ball. When you’re rockin’ and a rollin’, can’t hear your mama call.
I’ll repost my unsolved one:
LotV1: Thus, our globe rotates in repeated circles accompanied by the totality of your lifetime’s knowledge. Others proclaim that the atmosphere many miles up is the color of a sea in the Western Hemisphere.
Here are my unsolved ones…
NT2: I resolve to utilize my legs for rapid locomotion in the falling precipitation until my lungs are unable to function efficiently enough for respiration.
NT3: Tune your aural receptors to the words of the botanical Homo sapiens; hark! they are gaining in volume with every rotation of the earth.
Hints:
NT2: Sounds like a foolish thing to do, eh?
NT3: It’s from a movie; it’s not a “real” song. 
Okay, then. Here’s the answer.
I’ve got a new computer and great future in sales, yeah,yeah. --Fountains of Wayne :smack:
The previous state shall be restored again, and through the process of natural change the course of a river may be altered though it still terminates in the ocean.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine. - Eric Clapton, Cocaine
Guess I’ll try one:
SC1: Woman child, do you desire sugary foods? Approach nearer to my location. In the evening of this day, I will bestow upon you, a vision of a celestial body in it’s latest form.
Can we get a prize for the greatest ratio of new words to old words, i.e. for being as verbose as possible?
TJD1: Move that object quickly in rapidly alternating directions, in a manner not dissimilar to the motion one uses to develop the color pigments in an image that comes from an instant-film photographic recording device.
TJD2: It is possible that you would make claims about my natural desire to gaze upon mental images that are quite different from those we observe empirically. To be sure, such claims would be well justified, although I would like to point out that I am not the sole person who possesses this natural desire.
Apologies if these have been done.
TJD1: Sh-sh-sh-shake it like a poloroid pi’cha’.
IKSPG1: One must not always participate in carnal activities in a rough and vigorous manner; indubidably, on occaison, to proceed thusly would be the wrong course of action. One must, from time to time, copulate in a tender manner and use one’s lips to touch or caress as an expression of affection.
[spoiler]IKSPG1: You don’t always have to f*** her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And ***in’ give her some smoochies too
“F*** Her Gently” by Tenacious D[/spoiler]
I had to google a little bit for it, but I recognized the song.
You may say i’m a dreamer, but i’m not the only one - John Lennon.
Listen to what the flower people say; listen, it’s getting louder every day - Spinal Tap
Now, how about this…
AA1 - The vigorously shaken, lactose laden, bovine derivated flavored liquid food product of the first person draws the young males to the outdoor area utilised in recreational activity. These XY chromosome-bearing juniors opine that my vigorously shaken, lactose laden, bovine derivated flavored liquid food product is superior in quality to the one possessed by you. That is absolutely correct; the product in question belonging to me is preferable to the one belonging to you. There is the possibility of me engaging in pedagogy to better your vigorously shaken, lactose laden, bovine derivated flavored liquid food product, but that would require an exchange of currency in compensation for my service. La la, la la la.
Dpap1
Goodness, gracious me!
My initial diagnosis
Rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell,
Influenza, inflammation,
Whooping cough and night starvation,
And you’ll be so glad to hear
That both your eyeballs are so clear
That I can positively swear that you are well,
AA1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
EK2. Young person, whose parents did not wait until they were legally joined to engage in procreation, you were not a result they anticipated and at least one parent objected to your birth.
Nitpick: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, “It’s better than yours.” That’s right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
BTW, is “milkshake” some sort of euphemism there?
LG1: “Then as it was, then again it will be. An’ though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.” - Led Zep, “Ten Years Gone”
ES1: I shall continue to occupy the space upon which I am currently erected. My orientation in this regard will not be successfully altered. I will prevent the forces of the celestial sphere upon which I am stationed from comporting with a declining proclivity. In addition, I shall not acquiesce.
ES2: Sir, I request your assistance in aiding my diminutive equine. He is in a prone position and is unable to return to a state perpendicular to the surface. The equine has forceably excreted mucus while positioned in the vehicular path. The effectiveness of said equine’s pulmonary system has, in my estimation, been compromised.
Nope. Just a quality milkshake. What more do you need?