Just wanted to let you all know we’ve played this game before.
Since I’m lazy, I’m gonna repost my entries here, no fair answering if you know the answers by reading the other thread though:
sturm-1: O, massive solar object which - due to having exhausted its supply of fusible matter - has succumbed to its own immense gravity and collapsed in upon itself, I implore you to relocate to my proximity and proceed to cleanse, expunge, and otherwise remove the precipitation which has, of late, befallen the region.
sturm-2: He was within his domicile, creating images by the use of variously colored implements. These images depicted the peaks of geographic features generally formed by the collision and upthrust of tectonic plates. Upon the apex of one of the peaks he placed himself, along with a globe the color of a sour citrus fruit. His upper appendages were extended at approximately 30 degrees to the vertical on either side, and the corpses were strewn about in large volumes of gore beneath his feet.
sturm-3: Beverage made by the fermentation of blue agave!
sturm-4-: I espied the male moving in rhythmic fasion adjacent to the device which, in conjunction with encoded vinyl discs, reproduces audio waves of a specific pattern. I was certain that he was approximately one year younger than the age at which he must, assuming he was a U.S. citizen, register for the selective service. The regularly timed audio pulses were at a high dB value, recreating a specific pattern that I held in high esteem. I surmised that there would be a short interval of time until he became associated with myself, verily, myself.
sturm-5: The governmentally-backed physical manifestation of value, it is oft repeated, is the foundation upon which all malfeasance is built in this age.
sturm-6: It is my sincere wish that you should have collected all your possesions and put them in their proper places; also that you should have written such papers as would redistribute such possesions in a manner of your choosing, and made your peace with such people as you deemed necessary.
sturm-7: If it is your desire to obliterate this knitted garment currently concealing portions of my anatomy, close your hand around this spun fiber as I proceed along a heading which does not intersect yours.
sturm-8: Lo there, nubile one, would it behoove you to become prostrate or supine adjacent to my person?
sturm-9: Fleets, regiments, squadrons, and other groupings of those who are innately maleficient, appearing in scenes created by neurons firing while in a state of torpidity, which scenes primarily comprise countenances decorated in an allegedly humorous fashion; said groupings made illegal and attempted to expunge all such auditory stimuli created with the intent that those who became cognizant of the stimuli should desire to repeat the experience, by the use of a false airtight container in which certain persons should be exposed to emmisions which are quite inimical to essential cellular functions.
sturm-10: An ornithid of aurum hue, which has partaken to relocate to points elsewhere; the uneven, high temperature chemical reaction of a taper with the atmosphere. I ruminate over the fact that I had enclosed you within my arms so recently as the earthly rotation immediately preceding this one; however, the feelings of tenderness and affection you projected toward me were in fact no more than an interesting diversion in relationship psychology for you.
and some new ones:
sturm-11: For the entire interval during which her life path does not intersect this point in spacetime, no portion of the electromagnetic spectrum emitted by the nearest star is apparent to me. As long as this situation continues, the vibration of molecules proceeds only sluggishly.
sturm-12: My ambulatory motor functions have failed me on many occasions during my journeys across the face of this Earth. I find it difficult to even innumerate how often I confided in someone, only to later discover that they had gained while I had suffered.
sturm-13: It is my belief that the correct moment has arrived in which to perform our task; assemble all such persons and equipment as required to accomplish this. Yes, now when I reach the end of a countdown sequence we shall proceed about this business.