I grass you’re the vine-r. 
Bullets. We should have used bullets.
I agree.
…the horror…
But from (ahem) THYME to THYME, it’s better, woodn’t you agree?
As I predicted earlier:
It’s gonna be lawn, lawn time before I try a thread like this again.
that’s parsley why I got involved in the first place, thankyou berry much. In the meantime, I’ll clove unto Fenris
Mnementh, looking back and forth at the combatants as if it were a tennis game, idly shaves with his sword and glances at his watch, waiting for his turn… or at least some bloodshed, for chrissakes…
I mint to say that I was Glad-he-olas was there for me. (please don’t give me the raspberry for that one)
Thy fundament shall be raised up in a sling, toothless knave!
Actually, this wasn’t so bad, after all, variety is the spice of life. On the other hand, this sort of thread could easily be considered a-salt by the mods.
Fenris
absolutely, especially since you peppered us all!
But there’s no net!
Silo, you’re the second person I’ve seen in the last three minutes to screw up while quoting me.
regardless, I still want to see blood, damnit.
Would you kindly kill me then? I can’t take any more puns!
ok, but some one else will have tuber-y you, though.
Won’t be me since I have to go take a leek (or, since ladies are present, I have to pea), but don’t worry, someone willing will turnip eventually.
Fenris
I yam very glad that you posted this. Cherry-o!
Thanks, but these puns are hard work. I’m beet.
yes, weed better stop before some one rakes us over the coals. But you’re still my kewipie.