The Ego-Stroking Thread

<sigh> Now I feel like an ass for doubting Crunchy’s sincerity, especially after he said that thing about the lipstick.

He’s so kind and considerate, always wanting to make others feel good. Not to mention what a snappy dresser he is. I swear, that man in a pair of khakis would make a nun kick in a stained-glass window. Oh, and dear me, there’s his wit. Urbane without being overbearing, sharp but not cutting. And the way he smiles…<fans self>

But then, he’s in good company on this message board. What a gathering of smart, sophisticated people. Yet how can they be so clean-cut and decent at the same time? It boggles the mind.

(Ugh, I need to go take a shower)