Hi everyone. That’s all, no special reason for this post. Just hi, especially hi to my two virtual ladies, my V. wife and V. stripper-mistress. And hi to the other thousands of you who may be out there. I wouldn’t want you to feel left out in one of my posts.
Anyway nothing special going on here. Hi.
2000 posts and this is “nothing special”?
Looks like my frog needs a private lap dance to celebrate…
Come over here and sit down, Crunchy.
Froggy is the only person I know as consistently as bored as me.
If Tally has your lap busy at the moment, the least I can do is get you a drink. Any preference?
Perhaps you’d also enjoy some silk pj’s, a pipe & a bunny or two to lean suggestively against your chair.
Nothing’s out of the question for my man’s post party. 
Huh. That sentence made no grammatical sense whatsoever. I’m almost proud.
Congratulations, Crunchy_Frog. There certainly are a lot of people around here who have either hit, or are approaching some big milestones on the SDMB. But I’m certainly not trying to imply anything. Not at all.
2000? Good God…
Why, I hadn’t even noticed! Thanks for pointing that out.
Now, now, little*bit and Tally-Ho, no need to wait on me hand and foot. But since you offered, I think I will sit down for the Tally-Ho’s dance, and if you’re offering drinks little*bit, it’s been ages since I had a good Long Island Iced Tea. And the silk pj’s sound nice, if I must wear something.
And Nymysys - the newbnie with her own thread - just so you don’t get too big for your britches, your sentence should end “as bored as I.” Okay, enough nit-picking.
And Connor, post a couple more times here and add to the reasons for festivites.
I certainly wouldn’t want to use your thread as a reason to pad my post count just to, well, post again… 
If I wanted to do that, why, I’d just go to the “Lets bring it to a million!” thread.
Connor - off to bring it to a million
Ever since I signed on I wanted to do this:
Well, I’d offer a hug or something, but I can’t get through all the other women here, Crunchy.
Besides, I dunno if you’d accept a hug from a 'Skins fan this week…
My thread has apparently taken on a life of it’s own. I notice neither you nor I have been on it for quite some time, yet it keeps going.
Froggy, you created a monster.
Connor - What have you wanted to do? BTW:
CONNOR HAS 1000 POSTS!!!
Falcon - Of course I’ll except a hug in this thread from a 'Skins fan. Any enemy of the Cowboys is a friend of mine. In Gazoo’s thread in IMHO, though, expect nothing but trash talk from me. And during the hug, if I seem um, a little extra excited, just remember Tally-Ho just gave me a lap dance. Please don’t be offended.
Happy 2K Froggy! Try to stay away from any French restaurants while you’re celebrating. You might end up on the menu!
::waves at Crunchy Frog::
Hi, Falcon. Mind if I join you? Wouldn’t want to get lost in the crowd…
Happy posting, Crunchy.
Yet it still won’t be good enough for Threadspotting.
That’s nothing, you should see my Check-In for Female Newbies thread, back when I was still known as BratMan007. I went away, came back the next day and it had degenerated into a near-orgy. I’ll post a link later.
Hi Zenster and Silver Fire!
All my favorite posters are showing up. Cool.
Nymysys - here’s the link:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28363
That thread is the reason this second welcoming thread was open to both sexes and I kept the flirting to a minimum. The Female Check-In just got out of hand.
Are you saying that I’m one of your favorite posters?
Hey Crunchy,
I normally avoid post party threads like the plague, but for you I’ll make an exception cuz you were the first one to make me feel welcome here. The fact that you didn’t call it a post party thread and that someone else just hijacked it into one makes it ok, I guess
You know you are, Silver Fire. I guess I’ll just have to stalk you around the boards for a couple days to prove it.
And porcupine - did you see when I hit 1000? That was not a post count party that I’m apparently going to hell for.
Well, you won’t hear me complain.