And I look better in candlelight too 
Don’t we all, Honeydew?
Davebear, I don’t even want to tell you how many candles I have. Maybe it’s a girl thing.
Was there ever any doubt in your mind, that it’s a girl thing?
Eh, go ahead and twist the meaning all ye like and welcome, (though I may get into trouble for saying that, knowing you!)
An escort I am not, kind sir… and I’d thank you NOT to make those unkind aspersions about me. The BootyBase[sup]TM[/sup] is simply the joke name given my extensive personal database by my brother and his friend Eric. (we have these… jokes… about booty and certain ohter realted topics; you don’t wanna know, actually :o )
Um, thanks for that imagery there… if I wasn’t already neutral about candles anyways, that would probably do it for me.
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Au contraire, ma petit Flamster. I most certainly do want to know why you have a database of booty.
And, I never said you were an escort. I just asked if you were a Madam.
My pleasure. 
Oh sure… go ahead and twist the meaning of something that was ambiguous to start with…
Well, if you really want to know why the Richmond Crew[sup]TM[/sup] has all these jokes… they’re about booty (which they think I have a lot of), poo (you do NOT want to see the Booty Logo that I drew one day coz I was bored… or the alternate term we use for defecation), being a chub / fart, and similar kinds of things. Happy now?
(and no, the database is NOT about booty in any way… more like middle names, birthdays, street / email addresses, IM info, phone numbers, anniversaries, deceased people, former / current names, etc.)
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For posterity’s sake, here is my sig.
I’m going to change it soon, to:
(yet another Spoz quote, this time taken from his blog entry of today)
Honeydew, I hope you’re doing better now than before. 
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