Okay, okay, so I was watching “Short Circuit” on the AMC channel with my roommates, dig?
And during a commercial for ‘Smokey and the Bandit’, I take a good long look at Burt Reynolds.
And I begin realizing how curiously familiar he looks…
And then like a ton of bricks…IT HITS ME!
The enemy is here, people! Burt has infiltrated our national security, and now we have no chance! He has mustache powers–beware!
