The Epically Continuing MMP

Dang, I’ve forgotten nearly everyone’s nicks.

Sah-person, I know that you’re not going to do anything about it. But it could be that someone’s loan didn’t go through or other weirdness. When selling my Mom’s house, the inspection found a couple of problems that needed to be fixed. We got a price of a bit more than $10k and proceeded with the fixing.

But the buyer had a pet contractor in tow because she wanted to immediately add a room to the house. PC gave her an estimate to fix it of nearly $30k. So she called off the deal, eating the earnest money, because we were obviously getting it done too cheaply and she just couldn’t trust it.

Spaz, here’s another promise to hit the LJ after work. Sending healing vibes for you thumb.

Nut, hope the job goes well and that you’re awake by then.

I don’t know if this counts as a life hack or not, but it’s a little thing that I noticed that I appreciate and that amuses me. Background, the household has two dogs and a back yard with a lot of dirt.

I may have mentioned that my son bug bombed the house mumblety weeks ago. It was a sudden decision and in prep he put up a big pop-up shade, cobbled up a table out of a sheet of plywood, rolled in the grill and prepared for a picnic dinner and jigsaw puzzles for the duration of the insecticide.

The pop-up stayed up when it was over. It’s been used once since then.

The amusing thing is that the dogs now think of the pop-up area as part of the house (or the den, depending) because they saw us sit and eat in it and the table is still there. They used to poop in that area pretty regularly. Now they won’t. Not at all.

We’ve also been doing house repairs and additional areas of the back yard are being used for a prep area. My son built a raised, wheeled garden and parked it in the back yard part of the driveway. They have stopped pooping in those areas, too.

This has greatly reduced the search and collect part of de-pooping the back yard. Since I’m the one who does that, it’s made my life easier. Add that to my management of the dog that isn’t mine’s procilvities,* and this is the easiest that the doggie part of keeping up the back yard has ever been.

I’m not going to ask that the pop-up be taken down any time soon.

Oh, I discovered that my phone has a built in weather ap. It was set to the wrong town but after much fiddling, I’ve reset it. It’s 73 degrees in Stockton. (The setting for Phoenix didn’t take. I’ll work on that.)

  • He has a big urge to poop ON things. I’ve taken to making small piles of leaves for him to satisfy that urge with. He can really tell when the pile is new. It makes other things in the yard safer.

spaz, when you’re out getting bandages, pick up some dish gloves too; they’ll make you a bit less uncomfortable for the duration. I’ll check out your LJ later today.

I’m back at irk for at least a few days. I came in this morning to one of my owner areas being an inventory mess, but it beats slow days.

Well my agent just called me and of course NOW there is a problem.

On a good note the seller of the above mentioned house called my agent on Friday to tell me my offer had been accepted - like three months after I put it in.
So of this one falls through I’ll go back to that one.

It seems the house I am buying is part of an estate shared by 4 sisters. Now one of the sisters is objecting to how the funds are being dispersed. I said shouldn’t all this have been worked out BEFORE they put the house on the market? Supposedly it was but now one sister wants to raise a fuss about it. Of course this has NOTHING to do with me, what they do with the funds is not my problem or business but the title company wants it worked out because they don’t want the bitch sister (and yes I’m calling her a bitch that she waits until 4 days before settlement to say anything) to be able to come back and make a claim on the house.
So one set of lawyers is talking to another set of lawyers and it has to be resolved in 48 hours. I feel like telling them to fix it NOW or I am walking away and suing them for the inconvenience.
Maybe I shouldn’t take it personally but I am and I don’t like being fucked with. It’s just shitty to wait until the last minute to start this shit.

Not far off the mark

Jim

Fascinating unmarried doll not far from you to please you all night long!
Yesterday it was a cat, today it is a doll. Unmarried too.
The people who send out this stuff need to have all ten fingers broken, with a sledge hammer that will shatter them into teeny tiny pieces that can never be put back together.

Sari dang! Here’s hopin’ they get it all worked out soonest. Ya’d think they would want to move and fast. Bitch sister is entirely appropriate. Bitch sister the drama queen even more so appropriate.

Spaz ouchie! Hope thumb is all healed soonest.

We’ve been wheelin’ and dealin’ on how to get stuff done today. Earlier today I had a meetin’ with both [del]minions[/del] assistants via phone. Remember one is at another location. There are folks that need to be moved to new host agencies as well as new folks to bring on and they are scattered all over the place. Thus we have been figurin’ out how to get it all done by the end of September. Let me say again, it’s so nice to irk with two people who don’t whine and moan but jump in to get stuff done. Amongst us all, we have it figured out. Gonna be a lot of runnin’ but everybody’s game. Plus, here in the orifice, new carpet is gettin’ put down beginnin’ this Firday after irk and also on next Moanday evenin’. So, we have stuff that must be packed in boxes, such as computers, etc. The carpet layers will move stuff in boxes but will not themselves move unboxed stuff. Go figure. So the two of us here must do that on Firday and Moanday and then unbox it all and re-set up stuff when it’s all over. Gonna be a fun time this week and next week. Heck, the week after too.

So, how’s everybody else doin’ this fine Moanday?

Is her name Barbie? Was she raised in a cabbage patch?
Yeah, I could see lots of little girls wanting to respond. :smiley:

Excellent plan. Make sure they know it, and stick to it.

The more I think about it the madder I’m getting.

I’ve put out $1000 in inspections and appraisals so not only do I want my deposit back, I want all that money back and more. I’m not paying for their bullshit.

Well I just heard from the mortgage company and my loan is officially approved.

Go get 'em! :smiley:

Woot woot

Now get outta there and start enjoying your new house, shortly.

Jim

Sari, As I said last week: Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air…

The YouTube Walk:
If you click on that link, the fourth suggestion down on the right is for a 3:07 redition of “*Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme) *”. If you click to view that, the new second suggestion down, which has been viewed over one million times is for basically the same thing, but a :eek:**10 hour ** :eek: long version. :eek:
Is this what the CIA is using in place of waterboarding these days???

Howdy from da cave! Moanday is over. YAY!!! Tonight is men’s night over to the church house but we’re not goin’. I have steaks all marinated, but I just don’t feel like bein’ anywhere. Tummy is better but I fill a little iffyish still. I told OYKW I’d have steak and beer all ready for him if’n he wanted to go, but he said he’d just as soon not go either. So, we won’t. Since the steak mood is not upon us tonight, we shall do sammiches for dindin. The steak need to be eaten in a couple of days, so maybe tomorrow will be more of a steak day. Plus it’s all cloudy and dreary out and hopefully will be rainy soon.

Sari YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! So, the bitch sister drama queen got out of her snit I take it.

If the other issue clears up.

Spidey I’d like to hunt the sister down and beat her with a stick.

I was supposed to get a call from the title company and I haven’t. Maybe it’s been resolved already because the title company was going to call the sister and tell her what is what.

Spaz I was thinking more along the lines of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo
except that song is just way too upbeat

Laundry is done, and I bought a new pair of pants. Gordie had his afternoon walk.

Yay!

I would. Go get 'em!

Here’s the latest on MOOOOOOM’S life as a [del]pirate[/del] tourist on the high seas.

Ask her about the icebergs, dammit.
There must be icebergs near ICELAND!
:rolleyes:

“Being stuck on the ship”?

I wouldn’t mind that. Last year, we were tempted by a crazy-cheap offer of a repositioning cruise to move a ship from the Bahamas to Europe. Six days at sea for the Atlantic crossing from Florida to Rome. Six days of no schedules? No phones? No Facebook stupidity? Yes, please!

I think all that really kept us away was needing to get back home from Rome. The one-way airfare was more expensive than a week in a balcony stateroom. :eek:

You want her to “Kill da Wabbit”?

At last. Some good news.