The Epically Continuing MMP

Mawnin all and Happy Twosday

Up caffinating and a bit Blurfy

Dinner was great, I had a blast and so did she.

That’s all I have at the moment

Jim

Especially for you… :stuck_out_tongue:

Happy Toosday!

It’s a sunny 59 degrees with a high of 76 predicted.

I’m up too early because the hounds from hell are acting up. I don’t know if both assholes went out, only one car is gone, but the goddamn dogs have been scratching and crying at their bedroom door all morning. It sounds like my dog is trying to dig a hole through my bedroom floor, except for my dog would never do that. I finally had to scream at them to shut up.
He’s here, I can smell him. He wears enough stinky shit to choke a maggot.

Today is laundry day and pizza day. We had pizza yesterday though.
I decided I am staying out of the kitchen for my sanity. Open a cabinet and stuff falls out, open the fridge and there’s no room. The stove is filthy and I’m not cleaning up the mess. The fronts of the cabinets next to the stove need to be wiped down.
Nobody would ever accuse me of being a good housekeeper, I hate cleaning, but damn even I can pack a cabinet, clean out a fridge, and wipe down a stove and cabinet.

My niece says she is coming over anyway, the bitch isn’t here and he - well he is nosy and will surely snoop - but my niece is going to say she is looking for some of her stuff. He won’t stand there watching, he’ll just make sure he listens to everything.

I finally heard from the realtor last night. If the deal falls through I will be compensated but she is hoping that is not the case. I should know something today.
I told the realtor to tell them I will walk.
Well okay that isn’t what I told her - I told her to tell them to shove their bullshit game up their ass because I’m not playing.

I guess I killed the MMP.

Bad aim.

My grandmother and I taught several synagogs how to have bingos in the very early 70s. Glad to see it caught on. :slight_smile:

O-69 --------- it’s not just for Catholics anymore!

You should know better than to try shooting to cripple.

Afternoon blurf.

I’ve just been out feeding my seed addiction again- well, supposedly I was getting stuff for Mum, but I got as many for myself. It’s not as though I don’t grow them though.

Irk again tonight; football. Shouldn’t be too late, or too busy. Tuesday night matches generally don’t get many fans or much trouble.

Hope the house situation gets sorted fast Sari.

Well my niece went through the attic.
I found my dishes and some other stuff but no silverware. My mother has the same pattern and I think we mixed it together but mom said no so I guess I will have to buy new.
I didn’t find my gold jewelry either. The pieces need to be fixed but they are real gold. I hope it turns up somewhere else. Maybe I have some stuff in the basement. I’ll have to go exploring down there next when nobody is here to see what I am doing.

Into whose bedroom ceiling are her feet dangling? :eek:

I haz a blurf. New neighbor moved in yesterday which was noisy enough, but at 7am today, he decided to build a bookcase from scratch. At least that’s what it sounded like with all the sawing and hammering. :rolleyes:

I want to say something about an ark, but that is silly.
Keep an eye on the weather.

I realized after sending that I worded that wrong.
She went trough all the boxes in the attic and now I think I told her one box wasn’t mine and it is. We’ll get it another time.

Now my bedroom is a hoard, hardly any room to move.

We had pizza for lunch and a salad for my niece. I slipped her a few bucks as well for her gas and time.
We went over how to make the ninja turtle costumes. She’ll get the stuff and I’ll make them.

So all in all a nice visit.

It is rainy and dreary here, but I haven’t seen any pairs of animals lining up, so I think we’re good.

Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.

I think I am going to take a nap.
Although I should put in a load of laundry.
I’m sleepy though and I don’t have much to wash.
Nap it is.

Mumpers be funny today

The Yiddish vid was great.

Hi kids.

Jim

“Hi kids”?
:dubious:

Howdy Menschen any better? :wink:

Jim

You some kind of Commie or something?
:dubious:

Cute video, rosie. I love listening to people speak foreign languages.

Socialist with a Shark fetish might be a bit closer to the mark. :eek:

Jim the bringer of the Workers Paradise and random amputations from unexplained bites