I gained 500 pounds from pizza today.
Worked, came home. Bought some local beer.
MEEKS! : tacklehug : and {{{{{hugs}}}} about your Mom. 
Congrats on conquering the PA, Capt’n.
{{{{{sari}}}}} I like to grocery shop.
Spidey,
Five five five five five
then seven seven seven
Five five five five five
Midget how long do you have to play the alto clarinet to burn off 500lbs.?
I’ll see your counting & raise you a haikued limerick!
Iffn “What the 'ell is a haikued limerick?” is what you’re asking yourself, I present this:
There once was a man
Nantucket was his hometown
He was well endowed.
Your haiku does rock
Limerick makes me smile a lot
: hold up a Zippo :
[QUOTE=Capt Kirk]
Lots of solder, a new cat5e, a little time in the subfloor and the PA that ate my finger works flawlessly all over again. Go me.
[/QUOTE]
I’m assuming it wasn’t a production assistant who ate your finger. If it’s what I think it is, why cat5e? No good audio cable around? And why is it still called “PA?” To me, PA brings up images of some crappy Tannoy squawking out unintelligible announcements.
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 70 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 88 for the day. I get to go to da ‘Burg this mornin’ to move somebody to a new trainin’ place. Thus I shall leave from da cave to do that then go to the orifice. Envy me.
Kinda quiet up in here overnight. Hope everyone has had a good night or whatever it is/was wherever you are.
Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas and alack, purtification for irk must commence.
Happy Thursday Y’all!
Staying up all night
February sunlight, shine.
Now we’re going home.
You want me to write a haiku?
No no no no no.
No no no no no no no!
Absolutely not.
Well, there was this little poetry fight
which wound up taking place last night
A buncha haikus to give us some class
insteado’ Bobbio scratchin’ his ass
*Limericks *of other maladies for tonight?
But before then is lunchtime & today is National Cheeseburger Day
Happy Thorsday!
One more day One more day One more day!!!
I’m still trying to work out the logistics.
I’d love to pack up everything and take it with me tomorrow but we know that is not going to happen.
All y’all are cracking me up with the poetry. I wish I was calm enough to contribute but my brains is on overload right now.
It’s an overcast 57 degrees now with a high of 73 projected.
Groceries are being delivered today and I ordered extra to take out with me tomorrow. I’m expecting some paperirk from the mortgage company. Then there is always irk.
I must be feeling a little better, since I’ve been impersonating a locust hitting the kitchen. OTOH, I’m still stuffy/sniffly and I did not sleep last night. At all. I only have a four-hour irk shift today, but do have class this evening, and not a huge amount of time between for napping. Going to be an early night tonight. Meantime, Mt. Dew and Vivarin are again a student’s best buddies, and I do NOT intend to drive, TYVM.
There are a lot of happy lolcats today.
Cat woke me early
I tried to return to sleep.
Nature be a bitch.
blurf
Be still my beating heart!
The HFH are backing a u-haul into the driveway
could it be that they are packing shit up!!!
could it be that they may be leaving!!!
Of course knowing them they are adding to the hoard
Cat 5 is four twisted pair, which would provide shielding. The Right Hand Rule.
Cat woke me early
I tried to return to sleep.
[del]Nature be a bitch.[/del]
Alternate endings: :eek:
[ul]
[li]Cat flung across room[/li][li]Cat is now outside[/li][li]Only 8 lives left[/li][li]No soup for you, cat[/li][li]No vittles for you[/li][/ul]
I guess I should look outside and see if stuff is coming in or going out.
for the cat lovers
http://www.nanceestar.com/CatHaiku.html
And The Cute One wins!
Well it still is called a Public Address System and while somewhat outdated and conjuring up images of squawcky horns at a Football Field, it will do. My suggestion of “Loud Maker” was not well received.
Like everything now, we are computerized. I have a dedicated computer that controls all the system parameters connected to the processors by cat5e. My consoles are computers. The whole thing is ridiculously complicated, I showed the Operations Manager how to turn the PA on yesterday and it took an entire page of notes.
Mawnin all and Happy Thorsday
Need coffee
Jim
Up, caffeinated
Am preparing for late shift
Dog snores on room floor
Yay 1 day to go, sari!
Jim, you’re being very wordy & not complying with the day’s theme. Here, lemme help you out:
The Cap’n fixed his stuff
It’s very complicated
He likes to make loud!
Crickets are annoying because they’re all CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP until you’re like to go crazy but when you go looking for them they’re all silent.
So I am looking for a new job. Anyone hiring? I recently graduated in August with a degree in Information Systems. Nervous as HELL that I won’t get one and I’ll continue to languish and no one will want me, ever. I mean, that’s silly - I know I am worthwhile, but damn if job searching doesn’t do a number on your ego.
Is it haiku day? Let’s see
Searching for a job
Applying everywhere
Will work for peanuts
Eh, that’s a poor effort. And sad! I don’t really feel that bad.