The Epigram Thread

You love 'em. You wish you had 'em when the time needed it. Gems great for conversations. Send your own best witticisms.
I’ll start:

Our relationship is purely Socratic.

To someone claiming a bad memory: I can’t remember the last time I forgot something.

In arguments: Yes, well, everyone I know who is right always agrees with me.

Each day with you is better than the next.

Don’t miss it if you can.

All things are possible, though some things are difficult - like teaching turtles to fly.