The Epitaph Game: Here lies Fear Itself. He was...

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Fill in the following epitaph with your name, followed only by words suggested by your device’s predictive text.

“Here lies <your name>. <He/She> was…”

Here lies Fear Itself. He was the first person in the world to be able to make a living wage in the NBA.

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Here lies Covfefe. He was too nice.

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"Here lies Beckdawrek. She was real cute "

Swear to God that is what was predicted. Funny.

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“Here lies Prof. Pepperwinkle. He was too high strung.”

…which I am not.

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Here lies engineer_comp_geek. He was white inside.

Uh… ok. Most people would call me white on the outside too.

The second suggestion is:

Here lies engineer_comp_geek. He was really a girl.

That’s going to be news to Mrs. Geek. :slight_smile: Makes you wonder how we managed to have 3 kids.

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#2
Here lies Beckdawrek she was doing it in the way of extracurricular activities.

WTH?

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Here lies boson. He was not the best one at this point.

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Here lies Bayaker. He was too busy.

Changing from two sentences to one gives me: “Here lies Bayaker, he was white inside”.

Probably not as pasty white as I am on the outside :slight_smile:

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Here lies gkster she was in a car sideswiping you

Here lies gkster, she was a little confused

and

Here lies gkster. She gave me a printout

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Here lies Fear Itself, he was the villain of the remaining two Corinthians.

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Modifying the pronoun gives me:

Here lies Bayaker, who was actually his brother.

Is that similar to being my own Grandpa?

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Here lies Civil Guy. He was the only one who can help you out with that girl you were talking to.

Awkward verb tense for “can”, under the circumstance.

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Here lies Defensive Indifference. He was a good man and a good friend of mine.

I swear that was what my Android suggested. I can only wish for such an epitaph.

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Reported.

If there’s a joke here, I’m missing it.

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Reported.