Fill in the following epitaph with your name, followed only by words suggested by your device’s predictive text.
“Here lies <your name>. <He/She> was…”
Here lies Fear Itself. He was the first person in the world to be able to make a living wage in the NBA.
Here lies Covfefe. He was too nice.
"Here lies Beckdawrek. She was real cute "
Swear to God that is what was predicted. Funny.
“Here lies Prof. Pepperwinkle. He was too high strung.”
…which I am not.
Here lies engineer_comp_geek. He was white inside.
Uh… ok. Most people would call me white on the outside too.
The second suggestion is:
Here lies engineer_comp_geek. He was really a girl.
That’s going to be news to Mrs. Geek.
Makes you wonder how we managed to have 3 kids.
#2
Here lies Beckdawrek she was doing it in the way of extracurricular activities.
WTH?
boson
8
Here lies boson. He was not the best one at this point.
Here lies Bayaker. He was too busy.
Changing from two sentences to one gives me: “Here lies Bayaker, he was white inside”.
Probably not as pasty white as I am on the outside 
gkster
10
Here lies gkster she was in a car sideswiping you
Here lies gkster, she was a little confused
and
Here lies gkster. She gave me a printout
Here lies Fear Itself, he was the villain of the remaining two Corinthians.
Modifying the pronoun gives me:
Here lies Bayaker, who was actually his brother.
Is that similar to being my own Grandpa?
Here lies Civil Guy. He was the only one who can help you out with that girl you were talking to.
Awkward verb tense for “can”, under the circumstance.
Here lies Defensive Indifference. He was a good man and a good friend of mine.
I swear that was what my Android suggested. I can only wish for such an epitaph.
Reported.
If there’s a joke here, I’m missing it.