The Every Other Day Feud: Lame Excuse for a Feud by El_Kabong [Game Over]

The Game Room
21
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Bridge Open
  3. Pilot drunk
  4. Credit crunch
  5. Couldn’t find anything just now; I’ll get you something I know you really like later
  6. Headache
  7. the referee was unfair
  8. Personal reasons
  9. They have weapons of mass destruction
  10. I’m trying to get to the hospital
22
  1. The dog ate it
  2. Overslept
  3. Bad weather
  4. Bad economy
  5. I thought it was tomorrow
  6. Sick
  7. Injuries
  8. Need more family time
  9. Preventing tyranny
  10. Late for work
23
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Traffic
  3. Snowstorm
  4. Budget cuts
  5. It’ coming later
  6. Sick
  7. Referees
  8. to spend more time with family
  9. Weapons of Mass Destruction
  10. Rushing to hospital

I don’t think the answers will vary as much as you think Rebo. ;o)

24
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Traffic
  3. Weather
  4. Tough economic times
  5. Been really busy
  6. Couldn’t get a sitter
  7. Injuries
  8. Spend more time with family
  9. Protect ethnic members in that country
  10. Get to the hospital

hehe, from the title I thought this Feud was going to be about “Every other day”.

25
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Overslept
  3. Bad Weather
  4. Company can’t afford it
  5. It hasn’t arrived yet
  6. Family emergency
  7. Referees
  8. Need to concentrate on family
  9. Preemptive strike
  10. Late for work
26
  1. dog ate it
  2. car broke down
  3. weather
  4. tough financial times
  5. ordered online, didn’t arrive yet
  6. have to work
  7. bad calls
  8. spend more time with family
  9. harboring terrorists
  10. didn’t know the speed limit
27

Come on! Am I the only one who goes for the truth on no. 9???

28

The truth is not generally construed as a lame excuse.

29
  1. My dog ate it
  2. Alarm clock did not work
  3. Bad Weather
  4. Bad economy
  5. I bought it, but it didn’t come in the mail yet
  6. Have other plans already
  7. The other guys played great
  8. Spend more time with family
  9. They have WMDs
  10. I’m in a terrible rush
30
  1. The dog ate it
  2. Overslept
  3. Bad weather
  4. Bad economy
  5. Not delivered yet
  6. I don’t feel good
  7. The refs had it in for us
  8. To spend more time with family
  9. Weapons of mass destruction
  10. On my way to the hospital
31
  1. Give an excuse for not having your homework finished.
  2. Give an excuse for being late for work.
  3. What’s an excuse an airline might use for your flight being delayed?
  4. What’s an excuse your boss might use for not giving you a raise?
  5. What’s an excuse you might use for forgetting to get a loved one a birthday present?
  6. Give an excuse for not attending a party you don’t want to go to.
  7. What’s an excuse a coach might give for losing the big game?
  8. What’s an excuse a politician might use for resigning following a scandal?
  9. Give an excuse for invading a country that you are not actually at war with.
  10. What’s an excuse you might give a cop after getting caught speeding?
  11. the dog ate it
  12. the bus was late
  13. snow
  14. economy is bad
  15. have to wait until pay day
  16. sick child
  17. bad officiating
  18. needs to be with family
  19. might be harboring war criminal
  20. having a baby

LOL OMG, lame excuses all! #9, I was going to put might be harboring Osama bin Laden, but decided that was a bit too specific. LOL hope that wasn’t a bad idea!! #10, "but officer, I’m about to give birth!! :eek: LOL

Very fun feud, thanks. :slight_smile:

32

:smack:

33
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Overslept
  3. Weather
  4. Tight budget
  5. Slipped my mind
  6. Other plans
  7. Team had a bad night
  8. More time with his family
  9. Weapons of Mass Destruction
  10. Late for an appointment
34
  1. The dog ate it
  2. Too much traffic
  3. Bad weather
  4. Company’s not making a profit
  5. I got it, but it was stolen
  6. Got a headache
  7. Injury
  8. Need to spend more time with my family
  9. National Security
  10. Trying to get to the hospital
35
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Bad Traffic
  3. Bad weather
  4. Money is tight
  5. Forgot
  6. Other plans
  7. Injuries
  8. Spend time with family
  9. WMDs
  10. Going to hospital
36
  1. The dog ate it
  2. traffic
  3. weather
  4. cash flow problem
  5. store was out of what you wanted
  6. couldn’t get a babysitter
  7. We didn’t execute
  8. Spend more time with his/her family
  9. They’ve got weapons of mass destruction
  10. Have to pee real bad
37

Maybe that is why you eat pie in nearly every feud!!

38
  1. the dog ate it
  2. traffic
  3. weather
  4. economy
  5. out of stock
  6. not feeling well
  7. we beat ourselves
  8. spend time with family
  9. WMDs
  10. have to pee
39
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Too much traffic
  3. Snow
  4. No space in the budget
  5. The store didn’t have any of what I had planned, so I ordered it from Amazon and it’s not here yet
  6. Too much homework
  7. Bad calls by the ref
  8. Spend more time with the family
  9. Ethnic cleansing
  10. My daughter’s in the hospital and I’m trying to get there to see her
40
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Traffic
  3. Weather
  4. Tight budget
  5. This way it will really be a surprise when you get it
  6. Illness
  7. Star player injured
  8. Lying bastards in the liberal press
  9. They have WMDs
  10. Did not see speed limit sign

Notes:

  1. I know it’s a cliche answer, but has anyone ever actually used it?
  2. No, really!