The Every Other Day Feud: Lame Excuse for a Feud by El_Kabong [Game Over]

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61
  1. dog ate it
  2. alarm clock failure
  3. weather
  4. bad economy
  5. gift was shipped late
  6. sick
  7. officials
  8. spend more time with family
  9. WMDs
  10. thought speed limit was higher

I want to add that I would never use any of these. I am a much more creative liar. (Okay maybe #5. That’s not too bad.) :slight_smile:

62

First feud I’ve been able to play in a month (computer death) and I get here late! Oh, well, it was still fun.

63

Just cross your fingers and hope someone gets disqualified.

64
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Traffic
  3. Technical difficulties
  4. Recession
  5. Stress at work
  6. Feeling sick
  7. Bad refereeing
  8. To concentrate on family
  9. Pursuing terrorists/evildoers
  10. I didn’t know the speed limit

ETA: SOMINABITCH!

65
  1. my dog ate it
  2. I was stuck in traffic behind a 6 car pile up
  3. equipment failure
  4. The economy is in terrible shape, and we just barely broke even this year
  5. I had no clue what to get you
  6. I’ve got a blinding migraine headache
  7. The referees were idiots
  8. I’ve decided to step down to spend more time with my family
  9. We suspect you of having WMDs
  10. My speedometer must be broken
66
  1. Dog ate it
  2. bad traffic
  3. bad weather
  4. not enough money
  5. things just kept piling up
  6. previous engagement
  7. the other guys just wanted it more
  8. Wants to spend more time with his family
  9. chasing terrorists across the border
  10. just keeping up with traffic
67

Tell her you got held up in traffic.

68
  1. Dog ate it
  2. Car broke down
  3. Weather
  4. Credit crunch]
  5. Didn’t forget your* birthday forgot the date*
  6. Illness
  7. Best players were out
  8. Spend time with the family
  9. WMD
  10. Taking woman in labour to hospital
69

rats - by my count VanLandry is # 50 - therest of us are SOL (unless Rebo wants to increase the number of entrants for this one (and decrease the points per answer of course) hint hint)

70

When I was in University, I was served a subpeona the night before a final. The professor said it was no problem and to just bring a copy of it to the make-up exam.
Apparently, I left the copy too close to my pet hamster’s cage and he had dragged it in and chewed the edges. Unfortunately, the paper was folded a couple times so that when you opened it up, there were sections missing in the middle.
The professor did accept it, but I’m not so sure about my explanation as to why there were areas of missing text chewed out of it.:rolleyes:

71
  1. the dog ate it
  2. car trouble
  3. weather
  4. the economy
  5. there is no excuse for this
  6. sick
  7. the other team wanted it more
  8. spend more time with the family
  9. WMD
  10. speedometer is broken
72
  1. Dog ate it
  2. traffic tie up
  3. bad weather
  4. Can’t afford it
  5. forgot
  6. another engagement
  7. bad refs
  8. must heal relationship with family
  9. WMD
  10. going with traffic flow
73

Damn, not going with “dog ate it” for #1 is gonna hurt. But come on – who has EVER either used, or heard that excuse actually used?

74

Avarie537 is #50. The only one who got disqualified is Justin Credible who said “my dog did it” for all the answers. :rolleyes:

75

It is just incredible that someone would not follow the rules.

76

<snerk>

I’m working on the scores. It’s the different wording that makes this kind of game difficult to edit. There might be only 4 general answers, but 50 ways to say it.

The next feud will be an easy one (for me!), guaranteed! :slight_smile:

77

If I made just one person laugh, then it was all worth it.

78

It did, indeed. :slight_smile:
I got about halfway done last night, and I meant to forward the spreadsheet to work, since I have to work on my day off, as I did yesterday. I have a freakin’ deadline hanging over my head.

I forgot to email the spreadsheet. Be patient.

79

But how am I going to know what a big Loser I am if I don’t have your continuing reinforcement of that fact?!?!?

80

That’s got to be the answer for at least one of the questions. :slight_smile: