I restocked a Coke machine with…
…Pepsi! :eek:
I switched the wrappers on all “red-orange” Crayola crayons with “orange-red” wrappers.
The set was ruined. 
“What’s the difference between a death ray and a hyper-death ray?”
“Mooooooore Deeeeeaaaaaaaath.”
I invented the Mullet!
I came up with Toll Roads!
I gave the world VANILLA ICE!
::aims Hyper Death-Ray at zoid ::
I’ll handle this, folks…
I came up woth the unequal hot dog buns to hot dogs ratio, thus making myself the scourge of backyard bar-b-ques the world over.
I don’t suppose you have anything to do with making the buns longer than the dogs? Hmmmm?
My brother used to color the silver crayon with the black one. Drove my siblings nuts.
Well, they were quite young at the time.
I was the one who told Bill Gates, “Just keep track of the last two digits of the year. No one’s going to be using these computers in 2001.”
::shrugs:: Sorry.
Whenever somebody writes something clever or funny on this board I’ll remember it and repeat it to my circle of friends and claim it as my own. 