What’s the evillest thing you’ve ever done?
Once, I tore off that tag on a mattress the says not to! :eek:
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I spent yesterday tripping nuns and then kicking them when they were down.
I slapped my cat on the nose for barfing up hair weiners on my Monopoly board.
[sub]Does it count as evil if I scooped her up afterwards and kissed her in apology two or three hundred times…? Possibly not.[/sub]
When I was in college, I pee-peed on my roomates tooth brush.
set up a fake email address similar to that of my (then) GFs best friend, cuz i knew she was cheating on me but needed proof.
She came clean to her “friend” about the whole thing in graphic detail
I guess I got the proof, but i’m still not terribly proud of it.
good riddance
CJ
I left the seat up.
I didn’t mean to burn that building down, it was only a test fire.
egg
When someone knocks on the door, I lock the deadbolt then say “Come on in.” When they try, I laugh, then unlock the deadbolt and lock the other lock, then repeat until they eventually break down and cry.
Then I steal their lunch money and kick them when they’re down.
I also start off sentences with something along the line of “Oh, you’ll never guess what…oh, never mind, you don’t want to know,” and then never tell what I was going to talk about.
That’s evil.
You know why hitch-hiking is considered too dangerous these days?
My fault.
I met with Death in his country,
With his scythe and his hollow eye,
Walking the roads of Belgium.
I looked and he passed me by
ALL THE WORLD TREMBLED BEFORE THE POWER OF MY HYPER-DEATH RAY!
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAaaa!
Well, if computer games count, I’d be a combination of Mengele and Ghengis Khan in the realm of the Maxis “Sim” games.
Ranchoth
While not generally evil, one time me and an ex GF were fighting while driving around town doing errands. It was hot, and I was annoyed, so I told her that I thought the license plate had fallen off, and asked her to go take a quick look. Of course, as soon as she was at the back of the car I drove away. Oldest trick in the book.
At the time I was thinking “sure you’re pissed now, but I bet in the future you’ll look back and laugh”. I don’t know about her, but it makes me giggle. 
I… stole a pen. From a fellow student, when he wasn’t watching. It was a nice pen and you would have done the same thing if you were in my shoes you poopoofaces!
(breaks down and cries)
I need a hug.
Once I killed my brother by pouring poison in his ear. I then proceeded to marry his wife and claim the throne of Denmark, much to the consternation of my brother’s young son.
I also stepped on my cousin’s head one time.
I once gave a man a bus ticket to Reno, just to see if he would get shot.
I killed Kenny!
You bastard!
I lapdanced for Hitler.