The ex-felon vs the two drunk douchebags

That’s because you’re a terrible person. I don’t mean that as a joke, you’re literally a complete failure as a human being.

Some of that can be laid at the feet of your inferior reasoning skills, but really, your parents need to shoulder some of the blame.

No, internet-tough is when you think beating an unarmed woman with a metal bar is laudable.

You’re a twerp.

I’ve known people who’ve been in fights. They survived because they could maintain proportionality of response. The guy in the video could not and now he’s been arrested for assault.

Of course they did. The ones that miscalculated died or went to prison.

What does being a woman have to do with it? Does having a dick make you more metal bar tolerant?

You’ll understand, of course, if I don’t give a shit what you think about me. The inexplicable ridiculously overwrought ego you have, which is put on display every day on these boards, is comical in the extreme. So, yawn.

Bullshit. There is a difference between giving it everything you have in a fight when you are defending yourself and having no mercy on a fellow human who has clearly been bloodied and defeated.

Nothing in particular. But having a dick generally means you are stronger, larger and shaped by nature to be better in close-in hand-to-hand combat.

There are, of course, exceptions. Take it as an admonition that beating someone to the extent that they have life threatening injuries when they are much, much weaker than you isn’t a feat worthy of praise.

Was that sufficient to put out the fiery outrage you were stoking? :smiley:

And if there’s a trial with the video shown on court, he should get off. If I was on the jury he’s be a free man. I feel sorry for the guy, as well. He spend the last third of his life in jail. He gets out and is doing what we want him to: working. It’s not a great job, but he’s doing what he can. And then these two assholes show up and fuck him up that way? Fuck that. The douchebags got what they deserved.

My ego? Of the two of us, I’m not the one trying to keep a large segment of the population from marrying because it offends my sensibilities.

Keep fucking that chicken, Magellan.

So you are a sexist?

So you’re a dipshit?

It’s not like the guy came back after 5 minutes and kicked them again. The whole fight was about 15-20 seconds as far as I can see.

It is amusing to see armchair quarterbacks on the internet discussing how in a 15-second violent incident they would certainly have the presence of mind to consider the proportionality of their response to someone attacking them.

Which just proves that you have poor reading comprehension. But I don’t blame you. Lobotomy Boy, for wanting to change the subject. Though it does show you to be the intellectual lightweight you are. So, good job.

Huh? Why do you refer to your wife as a chicken? :smiley:

Precisely. Also, even boxers sometime can’t stop at the bell. And they are probably the best trained people on the planet when it comes to going form full-on fight mode to dropping one’s hands.

Probably less well trained when it comes to dropping a metal bar on an unconscious woman.

I’ve been in several fistfights in my life and I’ve been attacked unannouced before and I never had even the impulse to continue the violence when my foe was defenseless. I think it is the difference between me and that McDonald’s employee when it comes to “self defense”. If left undisturbed, it looked mighty likely that he would have continued to pummel the girl with the pipe until she was dead.

Didn’t you spend some time a couple of years back defending the pharmacist who, after legally shooting his robbers, came back into the store and put one in the head of a defenseless person? You know, the pharmacist who was convicted.

I didn’t change the subject, I illustrated that your scurrilous attack on me was hypocritical. I leave this one to the peanut gallery.

Oh you clever duck! Uh… wait, let me think of one… I sodomized your father with a broken broom handle. While roughly shaking the stick inside him, I triggered a shuddering, whole-body prostate orgasm and made him lick his own thick, clotted cum off the dirt floor of the barn we were in. It wasn’t his best moment. And while he was there, huddled, with mud and cum smeared over his face, the only think he could think to say to me was, “I’m so disappointed in my son.”

Are we done with the I did yer ma portion of the thread? :smiley:

They don’t continue to pummel them once they’ve hit the floor and they’re down, however. You are comparing the McDonald’s employee hitting the defenseless girl on the floor with the metal pipe to a boxer who continues to spar at the sound of a round-ending bell. That is not an apt comparison.

It should the McDonald’s employee is like a boxer who leans down and continues to hit an opponent who has been knocked out and is in a heap on the floor