I never took an y kinf ofg typing in school which I sort of regret mpw O’m, l;,pst tjoguh hrad school and still can’t touch tupe to save mu life-- thank fosd I t;s almost over. I can;t imahine whay life would ne like in the says wjen one would jabe jad to hire a real tupoist and do the dissertation manuscript bny hamd; Woof. I meant to say I’m almost through grad school and such and thanking God it’s over. Also “I can’t imagine what life would be like in the days when one would have had to hire a real typist” etc. Odd that I do better on the longer words that I have to think about spelling as I do it.
I just typed up a long reply, then tried to use tab and enter to submit it automatically without looking, and it somehow vanished into the aether.
And yes, I have my eyes closed right now.
Let’s see if I can be super saucy… this should be **bold[\b].
Did that work?
(I was cheating a bit, in that I studied the keyboard layout carefully before closing my eyes… the \ key is extra wide, so I did a bit of extra feeling around…
Now, to see if all that cheating was worth it… Darn it… I forgot that I had done an open parentheses before that paragraph about the cheating… still pretty good
pi is 3.1415926
ahh, numbers
let’s see if I can do some punctionation:
period .
comma ,
exclamation point !
question mark?
forward slash/
backslack
asterisk #
open parens (
close parens )
colon:
semicolon ;
apostrophe a[
not awful, aside from the apostrophe…
And now I’ve previewed, and of course I got the slash in the wrong direction when I was trying to bold. Then I went in and tried it again, but of course since I screwd it up the first time, doing it again caused the entire email to go bold.
Grumph.
Now I feel all floopy. And yes, I realize that floopy is not a worrd. You call can bite me. Ack! Now I’m SURE that I mistyped “you all can bite me”, but I’m not sure how.
People in my office constantly comment on the fact that I can continue typing while looking at them and having a conversation. They seem to think it’s the most amazing thing in the world, whereas it’s just second nature to me. These are the same peoploe who say things like “You’re always reading!” when they see me iwth a book at lunch. 'Cause, you know, heavenforbit Ido something that stimulates the mind.
After preview and with eyes open–I rock. I can code with my eyes closed.
If we’re doing poetry, I suppose I ought to try something that’s half gibberish when I type with my eyes open:
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the burrow-groves, and the mome-raths outgrabe
Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware the jub-jub bird
And shun the frumious bandersnatch
He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the manxsoe foe h sought
So rested he by the tum-tum tree
And stood a while, in thought.
And as in uffish thougt he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgy wood
And burbled as it came
One two! One two!
And through and through!
The vorpal sword went snicker-snack
He cutit dead and with its head he went gallumphing back.
And hast thou slainthe Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjus day! Calloo, Callay!
He chortled in his joy.
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the burrow-groves, and the mom-raths outgrabe.
I learned this more from hearing my mom than from reading it, so I’m guessing at the spelling and line breaks. Anyway, how’d I do? [Opens eyes} [Closes eyes] Not too bad! Score another one for Mavis Beacon!
I never took any tyoint classes, so we’ll just have to see how this turns out. I am already worried that I woult be lifible.
I am supposed to be hard at work on a website, but it kisy ggets more bor8ing bty tge dat, so this is more interesting.
I wonder if I am better at typing words blind if I have tuped tem lots before. Otherwise, there’s no explanantion for hjow I have totally bidded cwertain words but done so well aty other, more coplicated ones. And this patahra[j illistrates that I still screw p lots of them, eben if I have rtped them lots before.
I just typed up a long reply, then tried to use tab and enter to submit it automatically without looking, and it somehow vanished into the aether.
And yes, I have my eyes closed right now.
Let’s see if I can be super saucy… this should be **bold[\b].
Did that work?
(I was cheating a bit, in that I studied the keyboard layout carefully before closing my eyes… the \ key is extra wide, so I did a bit of extra feeling around…
Now, to see if all that cheating was worth it… Darn it… I forgot that I had done an open parentheses before that paragraph about the cheating… still pretty good
pi is 3.1415926
ahh, numbers
let’s see if I can do some punctionation:
period .
comma ,
exclamation point !
question mark?
forward slash/
backslack
asterisk #
open parens (
close parens )
colon:
semicolon ;
apostrophe a[
not bad…
And now I’ve previewed, and of course I got the slash in the wrong direction when I was trying to bold. Then I went in and tried it again, but of course since I screwd it up the first time, doing it again caused the entire email to go bold.
Grumph.
Now I feel all floopy. And yes, I realize that floopy is not a worrd. You call can bite me. Ack! Now I’m SURE that I mistyped “you all can bite me”, but I’m not sure how.
Everyone at work is always amaze at how fast I can type. TGhey also think it’s freaky when I type wihile tlooking at them or something else. Then again, I work with idiots!@ Thank God my last day is Nexxt Friday, Juky fifteenth. NO, not gonna try a number. Well, I can wiggle over toe the keypad.
July15, 2005 will be my last day t my current job. I will start my ew job on July 18, 2005. I thought I might get some time off between jobs, by my new boss wants me to start right away. Apparently, the person I"m replacing was a rather crapp bookkeeper, and he needs his accounting up to day! I can understsand that.
OK - not bad. Not fabulous, but that’s why we can edit!
When Sampson and The Devil walked into town, Devil was standing on his shoulders and yowling for all she was worth…
Every Good Boy Does Fine
AGreat Big Dogs Bite Animals.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wooed.
Glad this has turned out to provide as much fun as the first one.
Tomorrow I am going to watch war of the fowrlds. I got the tickets today. While I was downs (the cinema is on the promenade and I live more inland, where there is quite a steep climb to get home… Yje thiong about posting drunk with you r eyes closed is that youg foreget what you typed previously. Whifch is what has happened to me. U eny on my bik but my ass stil hurts because the seat is too hard. I mentioned this to the guy at the bike store. he said you don’yt get used to it, you wear padding or ‘upgrade’ the tseate.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazt dog.
Waffle wagffle. I am going to return to normal vewing now. Hope … hope this thread has chrear…cheered someone up during bad times.
bugger! one mistake in the quick brown fox sentence! I ain’t a touch typist. My ability to make few mistakes comes from sustained lack of a life
I had roommates who thought it was kind of disconcerting how I would look at them and answer their questions while continuing to type at a pretty good clip.
For instance, I really did do that las sentence blind, although I did have to stop a copule times and think about where I was in a word.
I don’t do the touch typing tthing the “proper” way. Instead, I prefer to put my fingers in my own placement on the board, not on the standard ones. Hey, if it works for me, where’s the problem?
I got rather ticked off once when someone tried to “correct” my version of touch-typing. I’ve also refused to ever take any sort of keyboarding class. I figure all thethey’ll do is mess me up.
Okay, I’ll bite. Summer school, 9th grade. I was told I had to go, no two ways about it. Of course, bach ethen, who new it would trurn out to be this suseful? Okay, that’s enought, I think.
I am not expecting this to turn out too badly, even whth two gins in me right now. (It seems that alcohol really does mkae a difference) I’ve taken touch typing, and don’t expect this to be too bad, but it should turn out to be a good laugh, especially because of the gin. Sweet, wonderful, gin.