My niece, age 4 came to me the other day and showed me her Barbie Doll. She was very happy with it, and showed me Barbie’s tattoos.
. . . uh, that’s nice.
Barbie has tattoos!
I am very old now.
[sub]Surely, someone is going to rot in hell for this one.[/sub]
Tris
Just when I thought I’d seen it all…
We’re going down, Tris. It is the end.
And just where, might I ask, are these tats? Small-of-the-back slut brand? Tribal markings? Frou-frou flower on the ankle? Bush markers?
Just wait till the barbies come with nipple rings and other pierced parts. 
Abs, ankle, and wrist. I didn’t ask my four year old neice to show me Barbie’s butt.
Tris
She didn’t draw them on with a pen? I think my sister gave some of her Barbies tattoos that way.
Nope. She’s four! (4!) I would recognize kindergarten art work.
Barbie has tatoos.
The end is near.
Tris
You’re a bit late, the dolls came out in 1999. Would have made a good point for Y2K being the end of the world.
A pic: http://www.rbdolls.com/pics/salelist1/butterflyart.jpg
Oh my! What’s next? Barbie wearing leather and hanging out with bikers?
I thought that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.
Oh, god. I have the same leather jacket and ponytail as Biker Ken. Might as well retire my penis and take up knitting…
I know a guy who looks exactly like Biker Ken. Ponytail and everything.
Clearly, the terrorists have already won.
My best friend from my 20’s looked just like biker Ken - with the pony tail & all too - except my biker Ken lookalike was gay.
It’s a good thing she didn’t show you Barb’s “jewelry”!! :eek:
OK, I’m really hoping that no one from Barbie Corporate reads this site. Really hoping.
Tris
You can if you like.
Hey kids, new from *Matteriell *it’s:
Barbie Biker Bitch.
Comes complete with rattie torn jeans, fringed leather jacket, 6" stiletto heel boots, and pack of comdoms.
But is this any worse than those Bratz dolls?
I was thinking the same thing. I am waiting for Trailer Trash Barbie to come out. They had a line of Lingerie Barbies. I don’t know if it is around anymore. They were not meant for 4 year olds though.
There’s a joke just waiting to be made here.
