I was doing a word search on Google (and, oddly enough, none of the words were “farting,” “nun” or “organ”) and much to my surprise, I was greeted with The Farting Nun Organ.
I am rarely rendered speechless, but this little doozy did it.
Marvelous!
Oh Eve! you always seem to have something interesting to share.
Ah, the Information Super-Highway!
Okay, what is the second pre-set tune? I just can’t place it.
White Christmas…
The nuns are farting White Christmas! :eek:
I think I now need therapy.
Dangit, access denied.
So… was it in the rectory?
Oh wonderful! Well, that is going to my (least) favourite god-bothering troll on another site!
Clever Eve
Maybe our pal Eve has been spending too much screen-time with our frien Lieu! Or maybe SA-TAN!
Parish the thought, lieu.
Fantastic!
Great; now this site’s going to become a bad habit of mine.
We’ll all show up at Farting Nun Convent-ions.
Why am I not surprised that the URL is .co.uk …? 
Y’all are goin’ to Hell. You do know that, right?
Wait a minute, so am I.
Bugger.
I can’t access the sight at work, either. I can’t wait to go home and see it. I hear it’s a gas!
Bwahaha!
If I had to pick three random words that couldn’t possibly be in any way related to each other, fart, nun and organ would probably rate high on the list.
What in the world is preset tune #2 in the lineup of three preset tunes?
Eve, I know you’re not terribly fond of me, but I sure am fond of you! Your threads are wonderful!
So what songs do you want to hear the Farting Nuns perform?
Well, the obvious first choice is domenica, nica nica …
Then “Thus Spake Zarathustra” and “Fanfare of the Common Man” because of their (ahem) wind sections.
The theme from Rocky would be inspirational.
And they could end (ahem) with a rousing version of “Dueling Banjoes.”