The Fenris vs. Scylla Celebrity Deathmatch

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Earlier this month I had e-mailed these two asking if something like this was either welcome or warranted. There were reservations at that time, but now things have come to a point where I believe it can be held off no longer.

Scylla declared himself supreme high poobah here despite my warnings that such power, no matter how well intentioned, would surely go to his head.

Fenris apparently woke up this morning with the song “Blue” playing on the clock/radio and threatened to take over the MB here.

There being no simple or easy answer to these two usurpers to the throne, and as moderator of the forum where antagonistic additudes threaten to explode between those even now taking up sides, I feel there is only one way to settle this.

Behold … The FENRIS vs. SCYLLA CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH.

(and before someone points out that it should have been Scylla vs. Fenris, I did it strictly alphabetically.)

Kibbitzing is welcome. Peanuts and popcorn are available in the lobby.

Combatants?

“Ding”

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Woo-Hoo!

Front row seat!

I got my Dr Pepper and popcorn.

Are we allowed to throw things? Rotten vegatable matter, rose petals, other people?

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shove shove, outa my way

Yes!!
Popcorn: Check
Beer: check
rotten tomatoes: Check
someone else to pick up the : check
and, I have my umbrella, just in case.

let the festivities begin!

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All Right! Two of my Favorite people, this is going to be great.!!

Just have to get my popcorn and pea… You want HOW much for the popcorn?! @#$&

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Yeah, you should definitely pea before the show starts.

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Am I supposed to fight for your Machiavellian amusement, Eutychus?

For your entertainment?

Don’t I have twice the Threadspottings of Fenris?
Am I not Supreme Leader?

What do I have to prove?

And more importantly, what’s in it for me?
Besides, Fenris is kind of a swell guy.
Have you considered the possibility that instead of jumping through your hoops we might come after you?

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Best out of 5?

  1. Fenris doesn’t have a baby who throws poop at him.

One point to Fenris.

  1. But then, you don’t have his weed problem.

One point to Scylla

  1. Fenris doesn’t have to wait for Charybdis to register to begin his reign.

2-1 Fenris

  1. But then, there is a fenrir registered here, so maybe that gives Fenris some of his power.

2-2.

If you’re supreme leader, why haven’t you ordered your name changed to reflect your new status as Supreme Leader?

[sub]The answer to this question will decide who wins the first bout. Bribes are allowed.[/sub]

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Okay, got my Jujyfruits, large Diet Coke, my big foam cowboy hat with “Fenris Rules!” on it, and my big foam finger that says “Scylla is #1!”

All set! :smiley:

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Do I get to kiss both of 'em for luck?

[sub]applies copious amounts of bonne bell coconut cake flavored lip smackers[/sub]

Oh booooooooo-oooooooys!

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If Fenris touches a HAIR off of my Scylla kitten’s head (or anywhere else, for that matter), he may consider himself dead meat.

As for YOU, Eutychus55, I have great plans for you.

I plan to have you turned into an obedient servant before the end of the weekend.

:smiley:

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Do we get to have scantily clad card girls parading around to annouce the beginning of each round?

Do I get to make some of the nominations for said card girls? :smiley:

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You have 28 hours left.

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:::wraps her arms around Euty’s waist::::

Come hither, Euty.

Beagledave, you may pick a few from the Happy Fun Squad. I’ll pick up the tab.

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Damn! Why does someone with a 3 foot tall foam hat always have to sit down in front of me?
Hey! watch it with that finger, lady!

Oh, hi Persephone, wanna beer?

What’s that woman doing to Euty down there?
Oh My God! Can she do that in public?!?

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You know how under my name it says “member?”

Can I get that changed?

I’m thinking “Supreme Leader” is a little gauche for day to day posting. I might intimidate somebody.

How about “appendage?”

I’d sent an e-mail to Tubadiva about this, but was ignored.

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I happen to like member, Scylla my dove.

Interpret that as you wish.

:smiley:

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Yeah, but I’ve got you beat 13-3 in Teeming Extras. And threadspottings are transient things. The true prestige and glory for the ages lies in Euty’s wonderful Teeming Extras, with almost a 4-1 Ratio of Fenris to Scylla!

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Sniff. That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me!

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Hmmmmm…

Fenris

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Wandering in with my Dr. Pepper and Lorna Doones. This is my first SDMB death match, I think I’ll find a seat a little back from the ring in case things get sweaty or bloody. I get kinda queasy about stuff like that. Checking for my pocket pancho… yep it’s there.

Is this seat taken?
Abby

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Freyr wanders thru the stadium seating, calling out:

“Getchyr Programs! Getchyr Programs! Right here! Can’t tell the players without a program! All proceeds from this program go to buying the SDMB a new server!”

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:::nudging Bumbazine:::

Oooh, that can’t be good. I mean, Tuba’s never ignored an email from me, and I’m about as useless as it gets around here.

Yes, I believe I will have a beer. Gotta see how he recovers from this one.