**I was mean to a child today. Doesn’t feel good.
**
It’s nothing to be proud of, but don’t beat yourself up too m…
** Student finds teacher hanging in classroom.**
Noooo! :eek:
**Unethical scientific experiment?
Two grains of sand, alone in the universe . . .
**
The hard part is getting rid of everything else in the universe.
** What kind of bird? And is this real?
Weasel hitches ride on a woodpecker.
**
** Spacing Out Off Planet
Watch out for stoned bunnies
**
** More black hole questions
Can you get sick from your own poop or just other peoples?**
**Methods for locating someone you’ve lost contact with
Baseball caps - flat brim w/stickers.
**
If the sun is out, they can use the stickers to flash a distress signal. And the brim to shade their eyes.
Vasectomy Madness
The Toronto Tunnel Speculation Thread
Kuhneutson Valves and Flux Capacitors
I’d never heard it called the Toronto Tunnel before. But if they found Kuhneutson Valves and Flux Capacitors during the procedure I’m not surprised it’s driven someone mad! :eek:
**Watch out for stoned bunnies
Gee, could this be a scam?
**
**Businesses can have office space at One World Trade Center for under $800 a month.
“It’s where the ________ used to be” **
**Ever forced to try a variation of your favorite thing…and liked it better?
Mean Old Lady **
I’m never going back to Nice Young Man again!
Harrison Ford injured in plane crash.
Let’s Talk Smoked Meat
‘[H]er husband’s body now lies incinerated in the swamps or the pines or the palmetto grass, “burned beyond recognition,” which anyone who had been around an air base for very long… realized was quite an artful euphemism to describe a human body that now looked like an enormous fowl that has burned up in a stove, burned a blackish brown all over, greasy and blistered, fried, in a word, with not only the entire face and all the hair and the ears burned off, not to mention all the clothing, but also the hands and feet, with what remains of the arms and legs bent at the knees and elbows and burned into absolutely rigid angles, burned a greasy blackish brown like the bursting body itself, so that this husband, father, officer, gentleman, this ornamentum of some mother’s eye, His Majesty the Baby of just twenty-odd years back, has been reduced to a charred hulk with wings and shanks sticking out of it.’
**Franklin’s Lost Expedition - Found
Spacing Out Off Planet **
What would happen if you were raised without knowledge of the opposite sex?
Where to report the results of mundane, silly experiments?
Post 'em on the Dope, we’re not judgmental.
Well Dayumn! Gay Marriage is now Legal in Alabama
I’m engaged!
Good to see that you don’t waste any time.
**You seldom get a set-up like this IRL
Watch out for stoned bunnies
Spacing Out Off Planet
Conservatives hate Spock **
For getting bunnies stoned?
I had two of those in #404. The spaced and stoned bunnies have been bumping into each other foir a day or two.
Name a scent that, whenever you smell it, it takes you back to your childhood.
Myostatin inhibitor?
They didn’t have that when I was a child. Now ether…that really takes me back.
Transcendental Meditation: Worth the $$$ for a course?
If I found a couple million dollars…
At that price, the course had better be pretty damned transcendental.
Student finds teacher hanging in classroom.
Happy ladies day
At least it wasn’t soap on a rope…
** Determining If Someone Is Canadian…
Mean Old Lady**
Now, now…there’s no such thing as a mean Canadian.