Worst decision you ever made in school
Zap! You’re now a tiger; what do you do?
Yeah, I think if I’d majored in one of the sciences I’d be better off. At least, poachers would shoot at me less often. Still, the stripes are cool.
**Tell me about Planet Fitness
A new start, on a new Earth **
**Human shockwave tolerance
His head just popped right off! **
The shockwave exceeded the head-neck interface design tolerance.
**Zap! You’re now a tiger; what do you do?
A new start, on a new Earth **
** The psychological damage from growing up as a Jehovah’s Witness
“Fuck it, I quit.”**
Must’ve been quite severe.
How many resolutions have you broken already in the MMP?
"Fuck it, I quit."
This is why I don’t bother to make New Year’s resolutions.
** His head just popped right off!
“This is a no smoking flight”**
They don’t fool around on Watch Your Ass Airlines.
** Gun owners: answering that 5AM knock at the door
Extra-terrestrials**
Since I went to full auto, them durn things don’t come around no more.
Man, 25, claims he has two penises
"Fuck it, I quit."
I mean, seriously. How can you compete?
**Anyone Else Starting to Get Cabin Fever?
Man, 25, claims he has two penises **
Followed by
** Man, 25, claims he has two penises
Lumpectomy successfully completed **
Extra-terrestrials
What discontinued items do you miss?
Me and the gang used to pick up bags of McD.L.T.'s and Sonic Pickle-O’s for the long voyage back to Alpha Centauri, but now we’re stuck with freeze-dried Episcopalians.
** Would you get into an indoor pool at the gym?
Why don’t people bathe?**
Uh, thanks, I’ll just hit the shower.
** You spot an “alien”
A new start, on a new Earth
**
The humans keep staring at us and pointing. Why can’t they leave Newcomers alone?
**You spot an “alien”
Las Vegas: the people in orange with the escort cards
**
** Extra-terrestrials
What’s the stretchy tube/scarf thing called that you pull over your head & goes around your neck?
**
On our world, we call it a “Fnarthix”. It’s made of Hoblygamit fur.
** I’m firing one of my employees this morning
Man, 25, claims he has two penises**
Uh-oh, the EEOC is gonna be on your ass big-time.
Would you get into an indoor pool at the gym?
Canoe the Everglades
You can go anywhere in your imagination!
** Man, 25, claims he has two penises
Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced.
**
**How many years before mainstream USA culture will allow porn in mainstream movies and TV?
- Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO
**
Quite a few years, is my guess.
** Time frame to accept a job offer?
A new start, on a new Earth
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Are we assuming FTL, or generation starships?