A new start, on a new Earth
Worst decision you’ve made while addled due to fever?
Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced.
Inexplicable sofa
Unintentional obscenity
Financial disacuity
**Passing Gas is now a bloody offense?
Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating]
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Too often, I’m sure.
**If I had a million dollars…
Do you wanna see my vacation photos? **
How much of that million are you going to pay me to sit thru 'em?
I’d guess much more often than switching.
**Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating]
Dating & twins - did you or they switch? **
** If an extra-terrestrial ship appears in US skies what is the official USAF response protocol?
Wattage, amperage and voltage**
Oh my!
2015 Weight Loss and Healthy Living Support Thread
"Fuck it, I quit."
And there goes another diet.
** Question about deer droppings (volume)
Is shaving unhealthy?**
I dunno, if you use enough of them they lubricate and tone the skin nicely.
It’s the girls (and guys) he’s been with who would be making that claim.
Also:
Fuck it, I quit
kinda goes with a LOT of other titles, doesn’t it.
** Man, 25, claims he has two penises
New Ballboys
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I need to improve my cardiac/aerobic fitness. I have questions.
Why don’t people bathe?
How about trying a different gym?
** Question about light in space.
What can I expect to see/enjoy with my telescope
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**Help me with my novel title!
Peanut butter vs. peanuts
**
Well, you could change it to Food Fight
**Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced.
If you say Dung Beetle three times does she appear before you? **
Beetlejuice doesn’t either. 
**Why don’t people bathe?
Canoe the Everglades **
The alligators in the water are big & alive, not the cute little plastic ones like in the bathtub at home! :eek:
** Why don’t people bathe?
Would you get into an indoor pool at the gym?
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Not until the other people bathe.
Seriously — when I use a public pool at a gym they all insist on pre-showering. They usually have the entrance through the shower room, in fact. Why are some Dopers freaked out about public pools?
** If Russia wanted to buy Alaska back from the United States…
Parents: How would you have handled this playground situation?
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“Okay. Russia can buy back half of Alaska. But the United States gets to divide Alaska, and Russia gets to decide which half it wants.”
**Strange thing has appeared out of nowhere
If you say Dung Beetle three times does she appear before you?
**
Dung Beetle’s not that strange…
** Someone is in my house.
You spot an “alien”
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“Get out! The SETI signal is coming from inside the house!!!”
Why did I get a letter asking me to join the American Chemical Society?
Are males being led to the slaughter?
Whatever you do, don’t take advantage of the “No intiation Fee, No Contract” introductory offer!
Would you get into an indoor pool at the gym?
How Would You Describe Such A Conservative?
Umm, one with body issues?
Anyone familiar with heart-rate monitors?
What’s the stretchy tube/scarf thing called that you pull over your head & goes around your neck?
I’m not that familiar with them, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t a heart-rate monitor.
You spot an “alien”
Parents: How would you have handled this playground situation?
Notify a teacher, preferably a science teacher.