The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread

**Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating]
Eating Brains? **

This is why you shouldn’t date zombies.

Strange thing has appeared out of nowhere
Man, 25, claims he has two penises

** Did dogs make us what we are?

  1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO**

** Ladies, how often does this scenario happen? [Dating]

  1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO
    **

5 years since my last post. What’s changed (and hasn’t changed)?
The new General Manager of the Chicago Bears is 37 years old. I’m 38.

…and that’s about it.

** I’d love some relationship advice please. I think my girlfriend is cheating.
Someone is in my house.**

“Not to worry, honey, it’s just the plumber.” (giggle)

** Was i drugged and raped ?
Can we talk about Bill Cosby?**

Dang, but that’s one busy geezer.

** What will an MRI see that a CAT scan won’t?
The black spots in salami - dried blood?**

Could be a salami tumor. Better order a PET scan.

** Does anyone sell non-vanilla plain ice cream?
Ideas for using up leftover candy cane?i
**

Add to non-vanilla plain ice cream.

What discontinued items do you miss?
Casual sex after college

Those were the days, my friend…

**Am I still fat?

People That Are So Self Absorbed **

No comment.

**Spacex reusable rocket launch
Rapid unscheduled disassembly and other rocket scientist jokes
**

Dude, maybe you need to go by train…

**IT Management and Human-Computer Interaction
Sexual Harassment: Turning a blind eye? WHY? **

Hey, what happens in the server room stays in the server room.

The world’s cartoonists react to the Paris massacre.
"Fuck it, I quit."

Understandable.

Female (former) English teacher arrested again for sex with student
New Ballboys

Was i drugged and raped ?
I’d love some relationship advice please. I think my girlfriend is cheating.

If she’s drugging and raping other people, I’d say the magic is gone.

** Young friend who cannot talk about anything but herself
People That Are So Self Absorbed**

Never mind that, want to hear what happened to me today?

**How to temporarily treat heartburn in the early morning?

Driving a knife into someone’s brain through the top of the skull (NEED ANSWER FAST!) **

Kind of drastic if you ask me.

Things that aren’t there anymore…
What would you do if you were on the verge of becoming homeless?

Dude! Where’s my house? :eek:
ETA:

Smoke gets in your…vagina?
Smoking a carton a day

Girl, you smoke that much, it has to come out somewhere!

.

Democrats’ latest tax proposal
Euthanasia for non-terminally-ill patients

And you thought the Republicans were hard-hearted!