**How did Russia become such a large country?
Photoshop Elements tutorial **
I knew it!!
** What myths do we tell ourselves to keep our sanity
Axis Strategy Victory Scenario in WWII - Possible?**
“I tell you, Willi, the Panzers will be coming down the Autobahn any minute now!”
How does one get moisture out of a car?
A new start, on a new Earth
Kinda radical, but I hear it works.
** Mom wants me to make her something for Christmas
A new start, on a new Earth**
You’re going to need a lot of yarn.
** Eating Brains?
Little things that you are irrationally picky about**
I’ve told you time and time again - no cerebellum! I’m sending this back. :mad:
**Little things that you are irrationally picky about
Advice about my Babies Dad **
Look, you want to have a baby, right? Just pick a male Homo sapiens who’s capable of producing viable sperm and get on with it!
**What subject would you be qualified to write a SD staff report?
Spell my name, spell my name **
“Michael. M-I-C-H-E-A-L. Mi- Aw, crap!”
**Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do?
Eric Holder makes changes to federal civil forfeiture program **
“Did you hear? In the latest ish of Swift Justice: The World’s Fastest Attorney General, they killed off Eric Holder!”
**UK dopers - where should I live?
Snorkeling **
If an aquatic lifestyle is tempting, ditch the UK and head for the Caribbean.
How strong is the suction in space if your spaceship has a hole in it?
Smoke gets in your…vagina?
Impressive suction. :eek:
**Pillow talk - What’s on YOUR bed?
Hypnotherapy **
You’re getting kinky…very kinky
**Pizza Hut’s New Menu
I feel like chicken tonight
**
After reading the menu, I don’t want Pizza, either.
**Who should be punished in this workplace violence situation?
Mel Blanc: The Greatest Voice Actor Ever **
Well if the fight was between Daffy, Bugs and the Road Runner, this seems pretty reasonable.
** Would Hell keep updated on torture technology?
Tell me about Planet Fitness**
“Satan says I’ve only got 5,376,777,942,000 hours to go on the elliptical, then I get a 5-minute break.”
**Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do?
It’s January 17, and I just took down my Christmas lights
**
“Tell – my wife — to – put – up – the – Valentine – hearts.”
**Why is everything hackable?
2 Questions about Alpacas
**
Are alpacas hackable?
They’re Halpackable.
Share Some Mangled Language
“Can’t you read the sign?”
Sure I can, but it doesn’t make sense.
"machine" gun versus “submachine” gun
His head just popped right off!
Sounds like a machine gun to me.
** If the White House were attacked who would respond?
The 2016 Democratic Candidates **
Man, 25, claims he has two penises
The last stage of bipolar disorder is not suicide
Well, he certainly has two poles…
Never been this sad before
Getting off Paxil
** Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do?
Spell my name, spell my name
**
But only once. To save time.