** Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do?
A Very Special Vacation Opportunity
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Of course the cost per day is rather high, but that shouldn’t bother you.
** Things that aren’t there anymore…
Another missing Asian airliner
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** What would you call this style of toilet in English?
What discontinued items do you miss?**
I miss the Vortex of Hell Super-Flush toilet. Now we just have those durn Canadian things. 
** Half a Second to Live - What Would You Do?
Getting off Paxil**
Yup, you can probably fight the craving for that long.
** What’s the closest we’ve come to Auschwitz?
When today’s gamers reach their Golden years.**
**Tattoo appointment!!!
I’d like a dish the contains sausage and apples…
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Most people go for a Celtic knot or the Chinese character for soup…
What do you really enjoy doing and wish that you could get paid to do it?
Extinction!
What would you call this style of toilet in English?
Modern home stereo system advice/opinions
What kind of stereo is this? It sounds like shit.
Extinction!
What discontinued items do you miss?
Dodos. And wooly mammoths. I wish they’d bring them back.
** Do the Therapy Balls work as advertised?
Testicular torsion? Ever heard of it?
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** Extinction!
I should fix my dryer, right?**
If you’re trying to dry out endangered animals and they burst into flames, then yes, it’s time to call the repairman.
Oh dear, my brain really ran with that one…
I envision a “retirement home” called “Gaming Sets You Free”…
**Did any other human species, have such gender strength disparities
His head just popped right off!
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There was a reason they called her The Praying Mantis.
**What has happened to journalism?
Extinction! **
** Testicular torsion? Ever heard of it?
An Old, Very Obscure Cartoon **
His signature move was stolen by Daffy Duck
It wasn’t a bill spinning around in the original
**The latest in Paris fashion. High fashion men’s outfits with penis windows - Not SFW!
What are you wearing today? (WAYWT)
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**What would you do if you were on the verge of becoming homeless?
Tattoo appointment!!!
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See, I think with a better sense of priorities you just might steer clear of homelessness.
** So what’s up with my cat’s butt?
Ask the guy who has been a patient in a psych ward
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** Disneyland Measles Outbreak
How do I save this wood cabinet? **
Getting it vaccinated would be a good start.
**Argentine Assassination Scandal?
What exists these days for professional women’s apparel… **
O! M! G! Can you believe that skirt she wore for that whack job? :eek: