The First Annual SDMB Easter Egg Hunt and Drinking Game (mature audience links)

Hey, I’m a thirty-something guy with long hair and a goatee whose mouth sometimes writes checks my ass can’t cash unless Dad bails me out, so naturally I’m all about Easter.

I thought some of you might like to participate in this little game I’ve come up with. Heres how it works:

I’m going to hide three Easter Eggs. They are web pages or files on web pages, and they will be described, obscurely or not, below. The first person to post the link, or a similar link that satisfies all of the basic criteria of the description, gets to float three Easter Eggs of his/her own. Plus, you get to make any one of the posters to this thread drink. Hey, the adults have to have something to do, too.

No need for the Easter Egg hider to acknowledge if the posted link is correct, just point out if someone is wrong, with a link, and hand 'em a few chugs back. Quotes, within the acceptable policy of this board, are okay, too, if there’s something worth mentioning. Remember, no porno.

(Naturally we’re on the honor system here, and if you don’t drink, merely substitute something else you would have done anyway and somewhat enjoyed. Just don’t mail me the soiled handkerchiefs, please.)

If enough people jump in, pretty soon we’ll have dozens of Easter Eggs for which to search, and it might not be as stupid as I think it’s sounding right now. Just try to make 'em interesting. Remember, nobody likes finding the Easter Egg a week later, if you know what I mean, so extra hints, for a price, are acceptable.

Make sense? Okay, I’m hiding my three eggs now:

  • Bugs Bunny’s pal left you an Easter Egg here. You thought he was gonna say what?

  • Who doesn’t love the MSOffice helper characters? Especially when it is attractively customized by Attrition.org

  • Mr. Congdon is hiding an Easter Egg for you, but you won’t find it by asking for him directly. You might want to look out the Windows… 98. Don’t forget what you’re searching for, or you’ll get all google-eyed.

Good luck, kids. I hope we can have fun with this.

It seems to me you should hide your eggs in the cracks of your sofa, be done with it and come drinking with me.

Btw, this is in the pit because…?

…Because some of those pages contain files which are not for our resident sensitive eyes and ears. As an example, check out the delta[1].mp3 file from that first link.

You wanna go drinkin? All I have to do is get some hockey on tomorrow, and I’m good to go.

You be gettin’ your hockey on tomorrow.

Let’s get our drinkin’ on tonight. I can take you to hell and back, lickety split.

Sofa King…an easy way to confront that (since this is the Pit and your post really belongs in MPSIMS) would be to put a disclaimer in the title of the thread…This puts those at work or whatever at an advantage if your links are less than normal.

Just a thought, I could be very wrong but your post is not Pit material…I could see a little (pg-13 or for those over 17) in the title.

I didn’t click on the links but just my personal opinion based on your OP.

Well, all right. I’m enjoying a Yuengling Lager right now, straight outa Pottsville, PA, if you know what I mean.

No, I mean Pennsylvania is only a couple of states away. I’d love to be roastin’ a fat one right now, but that just ain’t in the cards tonight.

What 'choo got?

Well, it was supposed to be a drinking game. You know, like, over 21 stuff.

You’re not telling me you played drinking games before you turned 21, are you? That would be against the law here in most of America.

Well, all I have is some bud lite. I for damn sure ain’t got no fucking cigarettes. (quitting, ya know).

Maybe there is something else recreational we could do.

Like what, Tiddlywinks?

Sex?

And no, Sofa King, that was not an offer to you. It’s one of those things you can do without drinking.

You could also play dodgball with easter eggs, but that might hurt after a while.

Or you could become an easter egg sniper.

I’ve moved the thread to where it belongs, and changed the title to reflect the naughtiness level.

Yes, but if you are going to play easter egg sniper, you must stay away from the tower. Legend has it that is where Chief Scott hangs out in his free time.