Your devoted student assistant checking in, Lady Instructor. I’ve got a bullwhip and chair ready to help corral Snooooopy and Humpy Frog - might be best to keep the remedials well away from those who are truly here to learn.
Lesson 1, boys: “Can I touch yer boobies?” will not ever be an effective opening line. [sub]If you ever find that that does work, call me immediately. You’ve obviously run across a female who’s desperately in need of some, ah, instruction of her own.[/sub]
Aww shit, that does it now I’m HOT. First I was almost overcome by the propeller-willy maneuver but I was able to resist it but this…this just drove me clear over the edge.
[sub]perhaps I should join the boys in the remedial section…uhm maybe I could offer some assistance[/sub]
Another clueless non-flirter here, seeking social enlightenment. Even in mead-soaked European party threads it seems I’m not doing something right. ::sigh::
Um . . . well, the odds of me being able to use and of this so-called “flirting” is slim to none. I seem to be able to flirt on the boards with enough decency that it looks like flirting.
But IRL I am relatively hopeless, though as I said I don’t have anyone I’d be flirting WITH (oh, damnit . . . and I’m an English major, too).
Maybe some private instruction for the interminably pathetic?
lurker, wait until Friday night. Then you’ll know what real fear is!!!
Ty, corral to your heart’s content. Glad to have you along this session. If you do well this time through, I’ll think about bumping you up to instructor for the next session… as long as you pass the appropriate finals, that is.
[sub]Though your comment to TheMermaid is starting to pull your overall ratings down, you know… [/sub]
Sunspace, your technique wasn’t bad at all there. I think it was just a matter of timing and getting lost in the crowd. We can help you work on it, though. Where do you think your weaknesses are, and how would you like us to help you?
katie, you are a natural… but I knew that from meeting you in Sarasota!!! (Oh, and Ty, dear, don’t let her fool you… drunk or sober, she’s all the same… cite her all you want, though. If you both accept, I’m passing her off on you for some tutelage…)
hardygrrl, see to punha’s course of study, would you, dear?
Aphrodite, where do you think your weak points lie? And how do you prefer learning? Q & A or by practice and correction?
I know just where to begin. I’d be more than happy to evaluate you for weak points, soft spots, and tender areas, being careful to use the gentlest techniques. Why don’t you just lie down over here…
