Crunchy
I’d tell you to bite me but…
why give you the pleasure?
BTW…I thought you were spinning your gentalia around. Funny, your pants are down but I don’t see anything…
[sub]Just kidding Crunchy. You know I adore you[/sub]
Hey, great minds run in the same channel…
got anything else you want to give me? 
lurker…
What do you have in mind? 
hmmm, you’re the professor. I leave myself in your hands. I look forward to working under you…
Just under me?
Why limit yourself?
Ok, professor. I thought we’d start from the ground up…
::Raises an eyebrow::
I’m listening…
Well, let me know if I’m all thumbs. I don’t want to just pay lip service here…
Nothing wrong with lip service if done correctly…
And you’ll know if you’re doing things right,trust me.
And they’re off! Reading the posts, you can almost hear the creaking bedsprings…
OK, you raise a couple of good points…
How do I make my approach? The look into your eyes, getting deeper and deeper? Drowning in the depths?
That’s always a good start.
Compliments about how beautiful my eyes are and how incredibly long my eyelashes are will also work.
[sub]Crunchy…if you’re good…maybe I’ll take you on next.[/sub][sup]Like you could handle it?[/sup]
::after reading email:: hardygrrl, I didn’t think professors were supposed to do that!
Isn’t this going to violate some sexual her-assment—erm, harassment rule?
[sub]Translation available for humor-impaired*[/sub]
*[sub]I.E. if you took all that seriously you’re humor-impaired.[/sub]
Wow! It looks like we’ve had a lot of new students enroll while I was out sick for the day…
And, unfortunately, I have to head out to the job that pays the bills right now, so I can’t take care of the new students. Any other professors that will be around today want to help me out with some of the students not currently being tutored? I’ll pick up on anyone who isn’t being well tutored when I get home tonight. (And Crunchy, I’ll let you guest professor, since I know how charming you can be, as long as you stop trying to get the guys to do the propellor trick! I can imagine walking into the next DopeFest and seeing all the guys drop their pants and twirl their penises around in circles like a propeller. Mortification!!!)
You mean, say something like the warmth in your eyes is just reflecting the fire down below? How with a flutter, your lashes can sweep a man’s heart away? Like that?
[sub] BTW, I started to think how to compliment your eyes, but I don’t know the color???[/sub]
Very good,lurker 
BTW…They are bluish green.
Aphrodite, the blushing school girl act can work… especially if you’re close enough to it to pull it off (and you are!) A lot of guys I’ve talked to like the shy thing, and they’re willing to help you take it a little further. (I can name at least a couple that have wandered into this thread alone.) But it doesn’t work with everyone, so the first thing is to work on getting over the shyness. (Yes, I know it’s hard! It took me YEARS, and I’m still not completely over it yet. I went to see a show pezpunk’s band was putting on in February, and it took me 15 minutes to walk up to him and broccoli!, because I was only 99% sure that’s who they were!!! ) The best advice I have here is practice! So, do I have any male APs ready to help this student out??
hardygrrl, I agreed to give Crunchy a trial as a guest P, because I’ve seen his flirting skills in action… but I also told him no more humping propellors!!!
Snooooopy, hmmm… I dunno. :rolleyes:
katie, as Ty mentioned, it was for you to each tutor the other one. You both have skills that you can learn from one another… unless you’d rather go straight to the teaching… I think we have a few other unpartnered students around here.
Ell, call her! That’s the only way you’re going to get anywhere! Try to be yourself when you talk to her. Ask her if she’d like to go out somewhere. (Somewhere neutral without a lot of pressure is good… maybe a corner restaurant for lunch or something.) And just be yourself! (That’s the best advice I can give anyone… play on your strengths!)
Sunspace, keep in mind more of my flirting techniques are for board flirting rather than RL (it’s harder to evaluate someone’s RL technique when you’re sitting behind a keyboard! ) But it seemed like you were fairly on top of things on the other thread that you mentioned. Would you like to start some one to one study, or just some tips and advice? (Though, the first bit of advice is “Almost anything can be turned into a flirt!”)
Ty, I know you. You’ll take on any female student, no matter what the reason!!! Now get to work!
dlgrl, it sounds like shyness is your biggest problem. It’s tough to get over, but it can be done. My first piece of advice would be to practice with someone who doesn’t make you as uncomfortable or, if possible, someone between the “really comfortable” and “I wouldn’t know this guy from Adam!” Just try to let the conversation flow naturally, and see where it brings you. If a funny comment comes to mind on something that a guy says, then say it. It really can’t hurt anything to do so!
Kelvin, glad to meet ya! What kind of pointers are you looking for? Something that’s been said already or a new twist on an old problem?
lurker, hardygrrl, these are the kinds of demonstrations we need! Carry on! 
[sub]But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see more practice going on! Practice! Practice!!![/sub]
Ah, like the sea? Deep, inviting, calling men to their doom, and they knowingly go, drawn by a deep yearning they cannot deny?
That kind?
Yet another good one, lurker…
Yes, katie, the instructor has a point (actually, she has a couple of very nice points, but that’s not what we’re discussing).
So let’s see… spent an evening entertaining a couple of Doper guys… sat on Stephen’s lap the moment she got here… Actually, katie, you’ve got me thinking. (And before the rest of the class makes smart-alec remarks, remember: successful flirting requires thought)
No, It occurs to me that there are at least two different types of flirting. I’d call the one “introverted” - using just clever, understated come-ons and innuendo-laced banter. lurker and hardygrrl are giving a good demonstration of this style.
“Extroverted” I guess would be the more wild, less-inhibited type, which I assume would involve a more “hands on” approach. Lap-sitting I suppose falls under this, and an expert can engage in this type of flirting without even consuming alcohol.
Speaking personally, I’m absolutely no good at the extroverted type. I really don’t even think alcohol does it. So is this an area you might have experience in, katie?
And as far as that title you mentioned, well I prefer to let that be shown on a case-by-case basis.