**Help for Cleaning Up Those Annoying Blood Stains Left After You Murder Someone!
Be careful out there! (Posting from hospital.) **
What do you consider ‘lazy’?
Sex…
Oh dear. Perhaps you need to find a new person to have sex with.
I guess I have a kitty overnight guest
This cat is ugly – no, make that OHMIGAWD UGLY!!!
**Dear Humanity:
In spite of stimulus money, I may get laid off anyway **
Humanity doesn’t care. Sorry.
**The intellectual failure on the Right is getting in the country’s way.
Shut up and sit down!
Dumb Evil Motherfucker **
Yeah ! Those Righties need a good lecture.
**Why did it take so long for China to ascend to the global forefront?
Cleaning the basement laundry area **
“We’ll ascend to the global forefront, as soon as we’re done with that corner there.”
**Things learned from 1950s Sci-Fi movies
purpose of pubic hair … **
FYI Nude on the Moon was shot in 1961!!
I hate little kids.
I’m Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Sorry
The sarcasm is strong in this one.
**Yesterday the dragons were mating.
“I don’t want my kids seeing that!”
What makes you happy?
Environment Canada: Killers of Kittens and Destroyers of Hope**
**It Took the Mortician 2 Hours to Remove the Smile From the Deceased’s Face
What makes you happy? **
**What makes you happy?
I got the Job
I have had 51 jobs…
**
Yeah…they didn’t make me happy!
**What makes you happy?
The Pink Dolphin **
**Tips for not falling asleep at the wheel
Coffee as an age restricted beverage?
**
I have had 51 jobs…
I screwed up on my taxes big time…
That’s a lot of W-2s.
** It is snowing. Blech!
Snow in Georgia! Yay!
**
Point/CounterPoint
** Utah - Online Porn Capitol of America
“I don’t want my kids seeing that.”**
Ask a Gun Enthusiast…
How not to handle your college interview
What makes you happy?
Four big men and a little boat
Oookay, whatever floats your… erm, nevermind.
**My cat is insane. Please tell me about yours
Cat likes apples. **
**Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside ‘bong’
I’m a bad kitty daddy 
(Catnip content)
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** It Took the Mortician 2 Hours to Remove the Smile From the Deceased’s Face
I got the Job
**
My condolences