**6,575 days ago today…
I got the Job **
**It Took the Mortician 2 Hours to Remove the Smile From the Deceased’s Face
Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside ‘bong’ **
Remember; no matter how good it feels at the time, NEVER smoke a cat !
Atheists. What would you accept as evidence of a divine creator?
The Lies of Sam Harris
I also liked this one:
When is breaking the law defensible?
Protests in the Electronic Age
It sounds like a 20/20 special.
What is the career path to circus performer?
Dealing with large dead animals
Uh…dude…if the elephants wind up dead, you’re doing it wrong.
**What’s behind Door #2?
Teeth, & what they come in. With semi-creepy newslink **
OK; that door stays SHUT !
**How not to handle your college interview…
Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside ‘bong’ **
That . . . must have been quite the interview.
“Well, what are your qualifications ?”
“Take a look at what I did to my cat !”
“AHHH !”
little gifts for visitors
Well, it’s new truck time.
Say, could you tell me again where it was you were visiting?
Cafe Society:
Lyrics that almost everyone gets wrong…
Songs about rape
“It’s about grapes, right?”
“Oh, grapes? I thought he said ‘rate’–like, you know, interest rates or something.”
“No, no, it’s ‘ripe’–like, she’s ripe now. All about the girl’s budding new sexuality.”
**Why do people take off their clothes for intercourse?
Self-Consciousness in Public
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I am so self-conscious I always keep my clothes on when having intercourse in public.
**Dress me!
I’m 39
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Heck, no!
I’m not your mother!
**Soooo, you want to be an agnostic…
Grab Your Ankles & Think of Jesus, or, Why I’ve Switched Dr.s (very long & pointless
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**Non-Catholics: What are you giving up for Lent?
Cutlery. And stuff.
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**Soooo, you want to be an agnostic…
This act of agnostic teenage rebellion was not my idea…
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The Monkees?
Evil protagonists.
Now I’m a Believer.
My cat is insane. Please tell me about yours
My cat hid my glasses behind the toilet.
MPISMS
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I think this time I really have crossed the “crazy cat lady” boundary
My cat is insane. Please tell me about yours **
I guess madness is contagious.
Bus Beheading Back in Court
Train Service Now between Thailand and Laos
‘Next time, take the train.’
In IMHO:
Tiffin Wallahs
Should I take my son his lunch?
Just make sure his biryani is hot and don’t skimp on the raita.
**Win a contest and piss off Rush Limbaugh
Words just don’t exist to describe this Douchebag **
Hey, you just need to get close enough to make him mad to win !
**My foot may be fractured… What happens next?
Shaped Nuclear Blast **
It’s kind of an experimental treatment.
**I slept with two 18-year old girls, and my wife left
Life is Unfair **
Quit your whining !
**Scoopable cat litter?
Nastiest chemical ever (Hypergolic with test engineers, asbestos, sand…) **
Whoa. Definately switch to another brand of litter before Kitty goes up in flames.