The Force is with Sequential Threads

**Tell your wacky customer service stories
McDonald’s out of McNuggets so woman calls the police **

**We’re Finally Moving!

Just GO Already**

**Do not piss off Jon Stewart

How will Character X die? **

By pissing off Jon Stewart.

** How do I get my cat to eat more?

I think this time I really have crossed the “crazy cat lady” boundary.

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C’mon Snookums, eat for Mommy!

Kittens are starving in Japan.

** Water Softener ran for two years without salt - does this matter?

Who else has ever done a “Sherlock Holmes” inference in real life?
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Look at this, Watson. From these residue levels I’d say that this Water Softener hasn’t been refilled in at least two years!

**Go to Hell, Coca Cola de Mexico!

Just GO already
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Outfitting a kitchen from scratch - Must Haves
Blue Penis

**How do I get my cat to eat more?
Foods That Make Your Pets Go Crazy?
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Asked & Answered.

** BEST physical matches between actor and role
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Shakespeare Look-alike?
The Actor is WAY better looking than the real life person being portrayed in the film **

Dilbert brings pie!
"And if you believe that, I’ve got a unicorn to sell you…"

Believe you? I’m not even sure what that means.

**London Dopefest - Saturday 14th March
Ever Had a Drink Thrown in Your Face? **

I think I’ll take a raincheck on *that *little get-together.

**“What exactly is going on? Is he having a seizure? Is he jacking off at his desk?”

The most recent Unwatchable Movies **

Whoa; that sounds like a bad movie all right.

**How often do you bathe your dog(s)?

Ever Had a Drink Thrown in Your Face?

weird things your pets do

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Bath time, Scout!

Scout?

What the…

BAD Dog, Scout! You’re still getting a Bath!

**How often do you bathe your dog(s)?

If your pet ran for office…

weird things your pets do
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Running for mayor won’t get you out of that bath, Scout.

**Testicle Wrench
Women aren’t the only ones who can be teases **

:eek:

** Foods That Make Your Pets Go Crazy?

Moving on after losing your great dog

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**“And if you believe that, I’ve got a unicorn to sell you…”

I kissed a girl and I liked it!*

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Works better reversed, but you take what you can get.

**Blue Penis

Big Love 3/8 **

So it’s a BIG blue penis, eh ?

**weird things your pets do

Recommend a computer calendar **

“Which one should I buy, Scruffy ? Which one ? Huh ? Huh ?”

“WOOF !”

“Good choice ! Here’s a biscuit !”

Cafe Society:

Things that almost always ruin a movie
The Ubiquity of John Ratzenberger

Aw, c’mon, he’s not that bad.

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The Big Bang Theory 3-9

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