**Tell your wacky customer service stories
McDonald’s out of McNuggets so woman calls the police **
**We’re Finally Moving!
Just GO Already**
**Do not piss off Jon Stewart
How will Character X die? **
By pissing off Jon Stewart.
** How do I get my cat to eat more?
I think this time I really have crossed the “crazy cat lady” boundary.
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C’mon Snookums, eat for Mommy!
Kittens are starving in Japan.
** Water Softener ran for two years without salt - does this matter?
Who else has ever done a “Sherlock Holmes” inference in real life?
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Look at this, Watson. From these residue levels I’d say that this Water Softener hasn’t been refilled in at least two years!
**Go to Hell, Coca Cola de Mexico!
Just GO already
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Outfitting a kitchen from scratch - Must Haves
Blue Penis
**How do I get my cat to eat more?
Foods That Make Your Pets Go Crazy?
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Asked & Answered.
** BEST physical matches between actor and role
Blue Penis
Shakespeare Look-alike?
The Actor is WAY better looking than the real life person being portrayed in the film **
Dilbert brings pie!
"And if you believe that, I’ve got a unicorn to sell you…"
Believe you? I’m not even sure what that means.
**London Dopefest - Saturday 14th March
Ever Had a Drink Thrown in Your Face? **
I think I’ll take a raincheck on *that *little get-together.
**“What exactly is going on? Is he having a seizure? Is he jacking off at his desk?”
The most recent Unwatchable Movies **
Whoa; that sounds like a bad movie all right.
**How often do you bathe your dog(s)?
Ever Had a Drink Thrown in Your Face?
weird things your pets do
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Bath time, Scout!
Scout?
What the…
BAD Dog, Scout! You’re still getting a Bath!
**How often do you bathe your dog(s)?
If your pet ran for office…
weird things your pets do
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Running for mayor won’t get you out of that bath, Scout.
**Testicle Wrench
Women aren’t the only ones who can be teases **
:eek:
** Foods That Make Your Pets Go Crazy?
Moving on after losing your great dog
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**“And if you believe that, I’ve got a unicorn to sell you…”
I kissed a girl and I liked it!*
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Works better reversed, but you take what you can get.
**Blue Penis
Big Love 3/8 **
So it’s a BIG blue penis, eh ?
**weird things your pets do
Recommend a computer calendar **
“Which one should I buy, Scruffy ? Which one ? Huh ? Huh ?”
“WOOF !”
“Good choice ! Here’s a biscuit !”
Cafe Society:
Things that almost always ruin a movie
The Ubiquity of John Ratzenberger
Aw, c’mon, he’s not that bad.
** Blue Penis
The Big Bang Theory 3-9
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