The Force is with Sequential Threads

**What mistakes did you make when you were laid off?

$100 Million or 100 years? **

My goodness, that’s a harsh sentence. What the hell did you do ?!
**So, your baby is a demon. Literally. Now What?

What could this parcel be?? **

Hey, hey, hey. Your baby, your problem; don’t go mailing it to strangers.