The Force is with Sequential Threads

From “New Posts”:

**Things I don’t know how to do…
Sex Among the Hermaphrodites **

How can I approach this girl in a way that’s not creepy?
Are there less active serial killers today than in the past?

**How do you skeletonize a human body?
Are there less active serial killers today than in the past? **

Looks like someone is ready to help those numbers go up

**What keeps the range of UK accents in existence?
O.J. Simpson’s sock **
“It’s ‘sawk’!” “No, it’s ‘sahk’!”

**For those who love the cock: do you find penises visually attractive?
Do you like your penis? **

From MPSIMS

Panic! I don’t like TV anymore!
I can’t drink anymore!?
Okay, fine. I want to learn to swim.

First Panic Stop On Scooter
What Ought I Have Done?
Panic! I don’t like TV anymore!

I went and saw Centralia, PA yesterday…
What Ought I Have Done?

Euphemisms for menstruation?
Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver!

First Panic Stop On Scooter
Euphemisms for menstruation?

**Oh my God - am I turning into Bridezilla?!?!?!

Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver! **

Ladies a Poll, silly things that make a man attractive to you
Do you like your penis?

Hey! I am more than just a penis!

** think my wife might be pregnant
The Kindness of Strangers Thread
**

**Looks like I’m headed back to the hospital…

Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver! **

**On turning 60
I think my wife might be pregnant **

Wow, did she see some fancy fertility doc or something?

God, I Fing Hate Carrie Underwood
God, I F
ing Hate Coldplay
Please stop fucking, I’m trying to concentrate!

**Kanicbird. Yeah, It’s probably pointless, but…

Wake the freak up and grab a broom **

Well, it IS from the Pit.
**Respond to this Anti-Obama Gun Freak

Why aren’t pro-lifers killing abortionists? **

good idea? seeing America by greyhound
Let’s talk about picking out shelter dogs

Beware the ferocious Mountain Beaver!
I have an ass migraine.

Never turn your back on those guys!

** A sequential thread is for life, not just for Christmas
The Force is with Sequential Threads**

It was going to happen eventually.